According to lore, Santa’s elves live to be hundreds of years old. In theory, Santa should have no problem communicating with his trusty workers via his iPhone despite Australia’s social media ban for children under 16. In practice, however, that ban is set to be enforced through draconian face-matching technology which may struggle to correctly age the baby faces of Santa’s little helpers.
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Matt Canavan is a Liberal National party Senator for Queensland
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