Troubled artist Hunter Biden uses paintings to settle paternity suit with former stripper
Hunter Biden has settled his long-running child support case in Arkansas. The president’s son has reached an agreement with Lunden…
Trump talked about ‘what it might be like to have sex’ with Ivanka, claims ‘Anonymous’ NYT op-ed writer
Miles Taylor, CNN’s favorite mid-management White House bureaucrat, is back with hot new gossip on Donald Trump. The “Anonymous” author…
Jada Pinkett Smith got her family into psychedelics
Cockburn doesn’t have any acknowledged children, but if he did, he’d like to think that he wouldn’t give them drugs.…
Presidential hopeful Francis Suarez: ‘What’s a Uighur?’
Miami mayor Francis X. Suarez should pick Gary “Aleppo” Johnson for his 2024 running mate. After a revealing interview on…
Elon Musk: innovator, CEO, ket head
What’s your poison? All of the greatest minds have one. Freud loved cocaine, Charles Dickens dabbled with opium, Steve Jobs…
‘Biden should own his old age’ and other bad Jeffrey Katzenberg ideas
Seventy-two-year-old entertainment mogul and campaign advisor Jeffrey Katzenberg has some sage advice for President Biden: eighty is the new sixty.…
The people deserve a Mark Zuckerberg-Elon Musk cage fight in Vegas
Just when you thought toxic masculinity was dead: Emmanuel Macron chugs a beer and Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg agree…
Topless trans guests reveal systemic inequality at the White House
The White House lawn became the latest battleground in the “Free the Nipple” fight this weekend. A shocking display of…
Behind the Trump-DeSantis influencer Twitter bloodbath
Forget the campaign trail: the real Trump-DeSantis fight is spilling out on Twitter. Conservative influencers who support the respective campaigns…
Flashback: Donald Trump predicted the PGA-LIV merger a year ago
The PGA Tour will officially merge with LIV Golf, the Saudi-backed golf league, in a shock bid to squash the…
Bud Light remains for sale in virtually every Trump Organization business
As the Bud Light War enters what feels like its fifth year, Cockburn has further evidence that America’s “wokest” brew…
The Lincoln Project tries to Bud Light Dr. Pepper
The Lincoln Project, a disgraced PAC launched in 2019 “to defeat Donald Trump at the ballot box” and “to ensure…
Meghan Markle and Princess Di among top requested celebrity sex dolls: report
A British sex doll manufacturer is claiming that the top celebrities his customers request likenesses of include Princess Diana, Kate…
Taylor Swift avoids FTX ‘Bad Blood’
What do Tom Brady and Taylor Swift have in common? Both blonde, both wealthy, both recently single. As for their…
An idiot’s guide to posting about Trump’s indictment
Who to copy: #Resistance TikTok, Matt Walsh or Ivanka? Donald Trump has been indicted — and you have to post…
Wall Street wants Kamala. So do Republicans
Texas showdown Democratic congressman Colin Allred is mulling a run against Senator Ted Cruz, Cockburn has learned. No major Democratic…
Did Sam Brinton steal a Tanzanian designer’s clothes?
Tim Scott’s campaign preppers Rumors are flying that South Carolina senator Tim Scott is on track to announce his candidacy…
Ron DeSantis is scarier than Trump, says Vanity Fair
Cockburn has noticed a trend over at Vanity Fair, that once-esteemed publication. They write about Ron DeSantis, a lot. Obsessively,…
The weirdest stuff you can get at the Twitter auction
Elon Musk’s Twitter is holding a massive auction to sell its surplus office assets — and it is quite an…
Can I now free the nipple on Instagram and Facebook?
It’s a funny old world. Cockburn noticed today that Facebook and Instagram have been told to overhaul their longstanding ban…
A deluge of deviants in Davos?
Sex workers take Switzerland! As the World Economic Forum gets underway in Davos, it’s not just politicians and business leaders…
Colleges join the war on TikTok
TikTok likely hasn’t been too bothered about a bunch of crusty old senators and governors denouncing their social media platform.…
George Santos makes politics worth paying attention to
As the Republicans’ on-again-off-again, will-they-won’t-they romance with Kevin McCarthy drags on, Cockburn has found refuge in a genuinely entertaining drama.…
Elon Musk’s weird weekend
He may have been racking up the hours at the office lately, but even Elon Musk knows when to take…
Elon Musk loudly booed on stage at Dave Chappelle gig
Is Elon Musk losing his appeal? Cockburn concedes that being the richest man in the world must be pretty sweet.…
