Dot Wordsworth

Not even a thing

4 February 2016 3:00 pm

Last summer Kim Kardashian, who already had a daughter called North (surname West), announced that she was expecting a boy.…

Are we at peak ‘peak’ yet?

30 January 2016 9:00 am

Near Victoria Station in London they began to build a tower-block advertised as ‘The Peak’. I expected it to resemble…

Peak

28 January 2016 3:00 pm

Near Victoria Station in London they began to build a tower-block advertised as ‘The Peak’. I expected it to resemble…

Mind your language: Box set

23 January 2016 9:00 am

There is no chance whatsoever of box set being replaced by the more correct form boxed set. So stop seething…

Box set

21 January 2016 3:00 pm

There is no chance whatsoever of box set being replaced by the more correct form boxed set. So stop seething…

Mind Your Language: Waybread

16 January 2016 9:00 am

‘Did you say “fabric”?’ asked my husband when I was telling him about words that have just been added to…

Waybread

14 January 2016 3:00 pm

‘Did you say “fabric”?’ asked my husband when I was telling him about words that have just been added to…

The words The Spectator gave the world

9 January 2016 9:00 am

When the much missed Frank Johnson (1943–2006), once editor of The Spectator, wrote in 1980 that ‘the peculiar need for…

Chattering classes

7 January 2016 3:00 pm

When the much missed Frank Johnson (1943–2006), once editor of The Spectator, wrote in 1980 that ‘the peculiar need for…

Is your quotation secretly Nazi?

2 January 2016 9:00 am

I couldn’t help laughing when I found that an Australian senator, Cory Bernardi, had deleted all his tweets from Twitter,…

Quotations

31 December 2015 3:00 pm

I couldn’t help laughing when I found that an Australian senator, Cory Bernardi, had deleted all his tweets from Twitter,…

Why 'safe' is Dot Wordsworth's word of the year

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘Makes me feel sick,’ said my husband, referring not to the third mince pie of the morning (in Advent, supposedly…

Why ‘safe’ is Dot Wordsworth’s word of the year

10 December 2015 3:00 pm

‘Makes me feel sick,’ said my husband, referring not to the third mince pie of the morning (in Advent, supposedly…

Mind your language . . . on commit

5 December 2015 9:00 am

My husband struck out with his stick at an advertisement in the street that said: ‘Commit to winter.’ He doesn’t…

Mind your language . . . on commit

3 December 2015 3:00 pm

My husband struck out with his stick at an advertisement in the street that said: ‘Commit to winter.’ He doesn’t…

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The rise of the man bun, the Mancan and man boobs

28 November 2015 9:00 am

‘Ha, ha, ha,’ said my husband, as though he had learnt to laugh by reading Twitter. ‘Now they’ve got falsies.’ He…

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The rise of the man bun, the Mancan and man boobs

26 November 2015 3:00 pm

‘Ha, ha, ha,’ said my husband, as though he had learnt to laugh by reading Twitter. ‘Now they’ve got falsies.’ He…

‘Clean eating’ is a great word of the year… for 1906

21 November 2015 9:00 am

The word of the year, according to Collins, the dictionary people, is binge-watch. It means to watch DVDs consecutively or,…

‘Clean eating’ is a great word of the year… for 1906

19 November 2015 3:00 pm

The word of the year, according to Collins, the dictionary people, is binge-watch. It means to watch DVDs consecutively or,…

Is ‘female’ still an insult?

14 November 2015 9:00 am

‘More deadly than the male,’ said my husband archly. He was knowingly quoting Kipling, though I don’t know why he…

Is ‘female’ still an insult?

12 November 2015 3:00 pm

‘More deadly than the male,’ said my husband archly. He was knowingly quoting Kipling, though I don’t know why he…

How we ended up ‘cisgender’

7 November 2015 9:00 am

‘That’s not how you spell “system”,’ said my husband triumphantly, pointing with his whisky glass at a placard inveighing against…

How we ended up ‘cisgender’

5 November 2015 3:00 pm

‘That’s not how you spell “system”,’ said my husband triumphantly, pointing with his whisky glass at a placard inveighing against…

Fulsome

29 October 2015 3:00 pm

It’s funny that two much misused words end in —some: fulsome and noisome. Noisome is the less often used at…

Should we just stop using ‘fulsome’?

29 October 2015 9:00 am

It’s funny that two much misused words end in —some: fulsome and noisome. Noisome is the less often used at…