Gareth Roberts

The BBC deserves its declining audience figures

6 August 2023 5:00 pm

So, the figures are in. The total weekly audience for BBC Radio 2 has dropped by a million in the…

Bring back normies!

1 August 2023 4:00 pm

The Cambridge Dictionary defines ‘normie’ as ‘a normal person, who behaves in the same way as most other people in society’. Merriam-Webster tells us it refers ‘to one whose tastes, lifestyle,…

Just Stop Oil have finally met their match

25 July 2023 7:37 pm

Have Just Stop Oil finally met their match? The splendidly named counter-organisation ‘Just Stop Pissing People Off’ have pulled off…

Will we even notice if AI replaces screenwriters?

22 July 2023 9:00 am

Will we even notice if AI replaces screenwriters?

Stop trying to make high culture funky

18 July 2023 4:00 pm

Clive Myrie, now probably the top face of the BBC, and host of their television coverage of the Proms, had…

Why are we so obsessed with TV presenters?

11 July 2023 9:50 pm

The mucky allegations about a ‘household name’ BBC star – who is said to have paid thousands of pounds to…

The worst excesses of the Saintly Reading Cult

4 July 2023 7:37 pm

I read a lot of fiction. I always have. It’s not unusual for me to have three of four books…

Boris Johnson’s peculiar conservative conversion

27 June 2023 4:00 pm

In his most recent column for the Mail, Boris Johnson fires a shot at, among other things, ‘the leftie twittersphere’.…

Harry and Meghan may still have a bright podcasting future

20 June 2023 3:00 pm

After Spotify sacked/let go/‘mutually agreed to part ways’ with, in the words of one of its executives, those ‘f-ing grifters’…

We are far stranger than aliens

13 June 2023 4:00 pm

You may have missed it amid all the other news of the last few days, but the aliens have apparently…

What the Smiths’ critics don’t get

6 June 2023 11:43 pm

It’s forty years since the Smiths released their first single ‘Hand In Glove’. We’ve already seen a slew of articles…

The Tories need to get serious about the Blob

1 June 2023 8:43 pm

The government has paid a whacking out-of-court settlement of £100,000 to Anna Thomas, a whistleblower sacked after she tried to…

Succession’s only real flaw

30 May 2023 8:42 pm

It’s strange to reach the end of something you’ve relished with a sense of relief. HBO’s Succession has given me…

The fascinating obsession with Phillip Schofield’s downfall

22 May 2023 4:00 pm

The rift between Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield, long-standing sobbing/giggling presenters of This Morning, has been one of the big…

The sad decline of BBC Radio 4

20 May 2023 5:00 pm

Radio 4 is in trouble. Listening figures for the station have dipped to their lowest level since 2007. The Today programme,…

A Lib-Lab coalition would be hilarious

15 May 2023 11:10 pm

Talk of a new Labour-Lib Dem coalition is in the air. This is piquantly nostalgic to those of us whose…

Could AI save the human race?

10 May 2023 4:00 pm

Two things are buzzing about in the air at the moment: decline and artificial intelligence. Douglas Murray and Louise Perry…

Monarchy and celebrities should not mix

2 May 2023 6:39 pm

This weekend’s coronation will be an historic moment, a milestone in the mass memory. Just think how many dreary British…

Jolyon Maugham’s opening sentence might be the worst of all time

25 April 2023 4:11 pm

In the first sentence of his book, Jolyon Maugham – the anti-Brexit KC best known for clubbing a fox to…

The rise of rowdy theatre audiences isn’t a surprise

12 April 2023 10:53 pm

The incident at Manchester’s Palace Theatre last Friday night at the close of a performance of the musical version of The…

Paul O’Grady represented a bygone era of TV

4 April 2023 10:23 pm

The tragically early death of the magnificent Paul O’Grady struck a blow at the national heart that’s unusual for a celebrity…

The very British Kinks

28 March 2023 6:10 pm

It’s been 60 years since Muswell Hill brothers Ray and Dave Davies – then 19 and 15 respectively – formed The…

The last thing we need is more TV adaptations of Dickens

20 March 2023 6:10 pm

Allow me to introduce you to a fun game you can play in your own parlour. You take it in…

Gary Lineker has exposed the truth about television

14 March 2023 5:41 pm

The Gary Lineker debacle has exposed the breathtaking historical and political ignorance of the supposedly educated. Lineker’s suspension – and…

Radio 2 has misjudged its audience

7 March 2023 9:14 pm

BBC Radio 2 is one of the many modern cultural enterprises which seems to have as its primary aim alienating…