Geoff Thompson

‘Miro, Miro, on the wall...’

Art

Geoff Thompson 23 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘It’s at a rather advanced stage...’

Advanced

Geoff Thompson 23 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘It might look better in portrait than in landscape.’

Chart

Geoff Thompson 16 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘I’m stockpiling in case of a no deal.’

Stockpiling

Geoff Thompson 2 August 2018 1:00 pm

Oust

Geoff Thompson 12 July 2018 1:00 pm

‘I have a fear of frying.’

Frying

Geoff Thompson 28 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘The exits are here, here, here…’

Exits

Geoff Thompson 21 June 2018 1:00 pm

Books

Geoff Thompson 14 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘At last, one that’s just right.’

Just right

Geoff Thompson 7 June 2018 1:00 pm

Mother reading to her child at bedtime, a book called 'Room on the broom' which shows a witch on the cover" ‘Is it Ryanair’s alternative transport policy?’

Storytime

Geoff Thompson 24 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘I’m getting smoky tones...’

Wine

Geoff Thompson 10 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘She says, have you fixed the bathroom door yet?’

Bathroom door

Geoff Thompson 12 April 2018 1:00 pm

Solo

Geoff Thompson 5 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘It’s unforgivable — getting caught.’

Balls

Geoff Thompson 28 March 2018 2:00 pm

Bannister

Geoff Thompson 8 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘I think we all knew he wasn’t a remainer.’

UKIP

Geoff Thompson 22 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘I see Rees-Mogg is in.’

Rees

Geoff Thompson 15 February 2018 3:00 pm

USKIP

Geoff Thompson 25 January 2018 3:00 pm

The end is nigh

Geoff Thompson 18 January 2018 3:00 pm

Promotion

Geoff Thompson 13 December 2017 3:00 pm

‘Of course, that’s the seasonally adjusted figure.’

Scales

Geoff Thompson 13 December 2017 3:00 pm

‘He has 75 different words for snow!’

Snow XXX

Geoff Thompson 13 December 2017 3:00 pm

‘No, I’m afraid we don’t do divorce kits.’

Divorce

Geoff Thompson 30 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘How much do you think we’d have to pay if we asked to leave?’

Pay to leave

Geoff Thompson 23 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘Excellent work. You’re in danger of bringing this government into repute!’

Prime Minister

Geoff Thompson 16 November 2017 3:00 pm

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