Grizelda

‘You didn’t swear at me! How was I supposed to know it was urgent?’

Office

3 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Bloody elites.’

Elites

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘Stop arguing! This is going on social media.’

Social media

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘You’re writing Christmas cards, not tweets!’

Tweets

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘For goodness sake! Turn your cabinet resignations app off.’

Resignations

6 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘Yes, a lot of people have died of boredom since Brexit.’

Died

6 December 2018 3:00 pm

Police

29 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘I wonder what life will be like after Brexit.’

Life after Brexit

22 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘Ugh! Tory rebels are everywhere.’

Tory

22 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘You spend too much time reading articles worrying about screen time.’

Articles

15 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘The age of austerity for rich people is coming.’

Rich people

8 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘Where is the point of delivery?’

NHS

8 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘Actually, I support Brexit but I love the atmosphere at middle-class protests.’

March

1 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘Hello, you may have seen me in the press...’

Press

1 November 2018 3:00 pm

Designated

25 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘Unless one of them comes up and says hello to you in the street…’

Faces

18 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘I don’t think you can take the sound of your own voice as one of the tracks.’

Discs

11 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘Grr! It’s the deep state trying to undermine Jeremy Corbyn.’

Deep state

4 October 2018 1:00 pm

BBC

27 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘And this is how scared we are of Labour...’

Graph

27 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘We need to drive normal people out of politics.’

Politics

20 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘It looks like you’re having an alcohol-free day.’

Alcohol-free

13 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘Congratulations and welcome to our internship scheme.’

Scheme

6 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘As you can see, we’ve removed sugar and salt from all our food.’

Sugar and salt

30 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘I hear you’ve had extensive experience running a prison.’

Interview

30 August 2018 1:00 pm