An official health warning: suspect everyone
The New South Wales Chief Health Officer told us yesterday that “whilst it is human nature to engage in conversation…
If the premiers are keeping us safe from the virus, who is keeping us safe from the premiers?
As if we needed more evidence that state premiers have become a law unto themselves, Daniel Andrews provided it today…
Masterchef win leaves a bad taste in the mouths of the haters
First Hillsong won Australian Idol. Then, they won the Federal election. Last night they won Masterchef. It was all too…
Why can’t the Margaret Court haters be a little more Ash Barty?
Ash Barty’s historic Wimbledon win was a wonderful moment for the whole nation to come together … and to hate…
Melbourne University’s attack on freedom, on women – and itself
Melbourne University has warned staff teaching a course on feminism they must not say anything that could cause harm to…
Orwell in Danandrewstan
George Orwell must be looking down on the state of Victoria, rueing his lack of imagination. As dark as Orwell’s…
How to win the Ashes using cancel culture
The suspension of English cricketer Ollie Robinson for poor form – not on the field but on Twitter — should…
Princess Annastacia versus the little people
The Queensland government is denying vaccinated parents of a newborn the right to see their baby while, at the same…
Why we mustn’t fly overseas – even if we could
Australians must stop flying overseas, turn off their air conditioners and drive more slowly if the world is to achieve…
The Bachelorette: now even woker than the Project
Channel Ten have announced that the next Bachelorette will be an indigenous bisexual woman, proving that crap television and inclusive…
Odd. Celebrities and woke corporates haven’t stopped the strife in the Middle East
Celebrities and woke corporations have not done enough to end the violent conflict between Israelis and Palestinians. As the death…
‘We’ll get you there, though some people may die’
Like-a-Virgin Airlines has launched a new advertising campaign to encourage people to travel overseas despite the Covid-19 pandemic. The “We’ll…
Towards a kinder, woker Queensland Police
Criminals have described a decision to scrap gender quotas designed to get more women into the Queensland Police Force as…
Locusts this lunchtime? The CSIRO recommends them
Australia’s peak science body says we should eat insects to save the planet. “Follow the science,” they say. Like hell.…
A Christian believes he is doing God’s work? Well stop the presses and hold the front page
Two things happened last Tuesday involving religion. See if you can guess which one caused Leftists’ heads to explode Last…
PVO's real problem with Scott Morrison? He won the 2019 election
Political commentator Peter van Onselen’s just-released book about the Prime Minister is, like eternal damnation, well worth avoiding if the…
Even the Q&A crowd have had it with Q&A
The ABC political talkfest Q&A recorded its lowest-ever ratings on the same night Malcolm Turnbull and Sarah Hanson-Young featured as…
Aboriginal imprisonment: don’t confuse a social issue with a justice issue
Those who insist that too many indigenous people are in jail confuse a social issue with a justice issue, and…
Their ABC’s divine comedy
ABC viewers have complained that the public broadcaster showed footage of Hillsong easter services rather than focusing on “mainstream churches”.…
Forget the reshuffle and the fancy new titles, Prime Minister, and try this one simple suggestion
If Liberal MP Andrew Laming is to be sent for “empathy training” to correct poor behaviour, what about other politicians?…
Stumblin’ Joe Biden: what I know about women
Biology is no match for ideology in Joe Biden’s America, where the President this week insisted “there’s not a single…
The Greens: if you don’t go commando a child in Africa will die. Or something
My parents used to encourage me to eat my vegetables because “there are children starving in Africa”, as if my…
“You get the politicians you deserve” has never been more insulting
Hundreds of New South Wales families are being evacuated from flooded homes. Meanwhile, our political advisors are busy jerking off…
There’s no racism at Basketball Australia? Well never mind, all is not lost
A Human Rights Commission report into racism within Basketball Australia, released at the weekend, is a solution in search of…
I, myself and me: an apology
With the way things are going, I wonder if we might start issuing apologies before we get cancelled. You know,…
