Vote ‘no’ to racism
‘[We hope for] a future where all Australians, whatever their origins, are truly equal partners, with equal opportunities and with…
Peelers or a paramilitary?
It states in the Victoria Police Manual of 2019 that the purpose of the police is to “provide a safe,…
The King Cnuts of coronavirus
In eleventh century England, King Cnut was told by his admiring courtiers that ‘there is nothing on earth that dares…
Not OK, Boomers
‘There is the moral of all human tales; ‘Tis but the same rehearsal of the past, First freedom, and…
Daniel Andrews’ corroborree of jobbery. Part III: the gold rush
“Yet out of the very roots of the grass we shake gold. We can see the particles shining as we…
Covidintimacy for covidiots
“There is no greater glory than to die for love” cries Florentino Ariza in Gabriel Garcia Marquez’s, Love in the Time of Cholera.…
Coronavirus can’t stop crazy social policies in Danandrewstan
Victoria’s new race-based parliament, The First Nation’s Assembly of Victoria, has voted overwhelmingly to adopt a resolution to establish a ‘Truth-Telling…
Facts are irrelevant now
‘This is the excellent foppery of the world…’ — Edmund in King Lear (Act 1, Scene 2), Shakespeare. In an…
Dark Emu, the High Court and our crude new racial hierarchy
“[We hope for] a future where all Australians, whatever their origins, are truly equal partners, with equal opportunities and with…
Clouds block the dawn light as Dan Andrews’ corroboree of jobbery first meets
Victoria’s First People’s Assembly sat for the first time last week, with the Doric colonnade of Parliament House welcoming a veritable corroboree…
Daniel Andrews corroboree of jobbery. Part II: the secret parliament
Polls have closed and 21 Aboriginal members have been elected to Victoria’s ‘First People’s Assembly’. The assembly will meet on…
A corroboree of jobbery: Daniel Andrews First People’s Assembly
On Monday morning, voting began to elect the new ‘First Peoples’ Assembly of Victoria‘. This ‘voice for Aboriginal communities’ seeks…
How Aboriginals are abused by the new PC paternalism
But know, that I alone am king of me. I am as free as nature first made man, Ere the…
“They Day” Mayday
The Victorian government has staged its latest attempt at imposing a gender-neutral newspeak on the public service. After subjecting public…
A Viking, an Aboriginal and a culture bureaucrat walk into a museum…
Rocks dash together And witches collapse, Men go the way to Hel And the heavens are cleft. Thus ran the…
Transgender contenders
Sport, from the suburban backyard to the manicured turf of the MCG, has always been recognised as a defining aspect…
Let’s be kind to Dobbin and send him to a knackery
It’s a scene all Melbourne residents will recognise; the clip-clop of horse-drawn carriages going by, the sight of red-coats, top…
Yassmin Abdel-Magied and Marx’s detritus
Yassmin Abdel-Magied recently published a piece in The Guardian Australia lambasting her critics as being merely ‘afraid of a young…
Big Brother is watching you (for training purposes)
As the dust settles after the momentous earthquakes of Trump and Brexit, one fact remains standing amongst the rubble: our…
