Julie Burchill

I’m sick of celebrities pining for Ireland

25 January 2026 5:00 pm

You know when you’re a kid and your parents finally get on your wick so much that you think, ‘that’s…

London is wild – and no longer in a good way

16 January 2026 6:26 pm

London is the focus of the world as since no time since the Swinging Sixties. Personally, I find it rather…

A New Year ‘Honour’ is nothing to be proud of

31 December 2025 9:39 pm

I’ve long loathed the idea of the ‘National Treasure’. Even typing the words made my eyes briefly cross with extreme…

It’s hard to take the Palestine Action hunger strikers seriously

22 December 2025 5:44 pm

The phrase ‘the silly led by the sinister’ was originally used by the late, singularly great Christopher Hitchens to describe…

The comedy genius of Zarah Sultana

6 December 2025 5:00 pm

As both of the great Spectator writers Madeline Grant and Gareth Roberts have pointed out here recently, the element of…

The art of owning up

29 November 2025 9:00 am

Though Rebecca Culley is obviously a wrong ’un – having stolen £90,000 from her dear old gramps while pretending to…

Robert De Niro has a serious case of Trump envy

18 November 2025 2:57 am

The past few weeks has seen the pleasing spectacle of beautiful female film stars (Sydney Sweeney, Keira Knightley – even…

Why are the worst politicians always so beautiful?

15 November 2025 4:30 pm

There’s not one damn thing I like about New York’s mayor Zohran Mamdani. I don’t like his politics, his religion,…

The trouble with Louis Theroux

1 November 2025 4:30 pm

We’re woefully resigned to the strange situation whereby if an alien landed, they’d believe that being famous was hereditary, like…

Islamists are the true cry bullies

7 October 2025 5:45 pm

When I invented the term ‘cry bully’ in this very magazine ten years ago, I had no idea how much…

In praise of Peter Kyle

13 September 2025 8:43 pm

Call him a tech bro’, a hustler or even – hiss! – a Starmerite. But my word, I’m keen on…

Julie Burchill, remembered

13 September 2025 9:00 am

When I was told that a newspaper had asked someone to write my obituary, my first instinct was excitement. I’m…

Why must the English respect every flag other than their own?

2 September 2025 4:10 pm

It’s strange to think that the British people were once addressed as adults by those who governed them. In theory,…

I can’t resist Angela Rayner

24 August 2025 9:14 pm

Seeing those photographs of Angela Rayner on Hove beach in broad daylight drinking a vast glass of rosé (‘day wine’…

The real problem with Surrey’s cat-calling crackdown

16 August 2025 5:38 pm

When I was young, the song ‘The Laughing Policeman’ always spooked me a bit; I’ve grown out of most fears,…

Why I don’t pity short men

12 August 2025 10:25 pm

I couldn’t help sniggering when I read in the Guardian that Tony Robinson, the diminutive (5’4) droll most famous for being…

Is Hollywood’s woke era ending?

10 August 2025 8:39 pm

On reading that Dean Cain (the actor who played the television Superman) had become an Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)…

Nurses deserve more credit

20 July 2025 3:30 pm

When I was recently in hospital for almost six months, one of my closest and most impish friends – who…

What is the point of Emma Watson?

18 July 2025 3:11 pm

I’ve been musing recently how people in the public eye can go ‘downhill’ in two main ways. One can make…

Wimbledon’s Royal Box has become naff

12 July 2025 4:01 pm

As Wimbledon reaches its climax this weekend, those of us neither interested in tennis, nor in taking a fortnight off…

Have the Gallaghers suffered from ‘naked classism’?

12 July 2025 9:00 am

Their biographer thinks so. But if 1980s Britain had been less class-ridden, the brilliant Noel might have been drawn to further education, got a ‘good’ job and been lost to music forever

Tom Skinner and the triumph of Essex Man

28 June 2025 4:20 pm

As a teenager, my first husband was an Essex Man. It ended badly – all my fault – but I…

The real reason J.K. Rowling’s critics hate her

23 June 2025 4:55 pm

It’s weird to think there was a time when I disliked J.K. Rowling; it seems as odd to me now…

Reform’s soap opera won’t turn off voters

10 June 2025 3:36 pm

The last week has been a rare cheery one for the Left; not only did Elon Musk and Donald Trump…

Greta Thunberg’s pathetic Gaza voyage

4 June 2025 4:00 pm

When we consider child stars through the ages, the girls generally age better than the boys; Judy Garland, Elizabeth Taylor,…