KJ Lamb

‘Have your cake, take a photo of it and eat it.’

Sayings

1 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Gordon identifies as a person of lack-of-colour.’

Gordon

25 January 2018 3:00 pm

Fares

25 January 2018 3:00 pm

Snowman

11 January 2018 3:00 pm

‘Who’s been posting images of my porridge on Instagram?’

3 bears

4 January 2018 3:00 pm

‘I’ll call you back — I’m about to go through a tunnel.’

Tunnel

30 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘Welcome back to all of you who haven’t gone to join IS.’

Back to school

7 September 2017 1:00 pm

‘ID?’

Lost

31 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘Your billing address — is that the same as your cooing address?’

Birds

24 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘We’ll sue for compensation for stress, caused by inadequate compensation for stress, caused by inadequate ...’

Law

17 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘It’s a lovely day — I might scroll down to the shops.’

Exercise

3 August 2017 1:00 pm

Witches

27 July 2017 1:00 pm

‘You can’t switch it off — it’s a book.’

Book

27 July 2017 1:00 pm