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Unexpectedly re-available is a very good phrase. I have often seen it applied to house advertisements and thought how fabulously…
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Fine, so I got it completely wrong. It turns out the sale of my flat was not held up by…
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Fine, so I got it completely wrong. It turns out the sale of my flat was not held up by…
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The builder boyfriend declared himself very happy with his £65 pee. He insisted it was good value for money because…
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The builder boyfriend declared himself very happy with his £65 pee. He insisted it was good value for money because…
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The builder boyfriend declared himself very happy with his £65 pee. He insisted it was good value for money because…
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As if by magic, a sign that I am doing the right thing by moving out of London arrived in…
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As if by magic, a sign that I am doing the right thing by moving out of London arrived in…
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The problem holding up my house move turns out to be a wiggle. Have you ever had a wiggle? It…
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The problem holding up my house move turns out to be a wiggle. Have you ever had a wiggle? It…
How did you kill that hat?
The well-dressed lady turned the fur collar over in her hands and fixed me with a withering stare. ‘Is this…
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If the buyer asks me any more questions I am going to pull out. I have to put my foot…
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If the buyer asks me any more questions I am going to pull out. I have to put my foot…
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A few moments after saying the communion rite, the priest looked at his congregation and uttered easily the most disturbing…
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A few moments after saying the communion rite, the priest looked at his congregation and uttered easily the most disturbing…
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The most annoying thing about starting a new year is how long it takes for everyone to crank themselves back…
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The most annoying thing about starting a new year is how long it takes for everyone to crank themselves back…
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What a fraught, divisive, infuriating sort of year it’s been. It started with me attempting to go on a blind…
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What a fraught, divisive, infuriating sort of year it’s been. It started with me attempting to go on a blind…
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‘Right, this is it,’ I said to the builder boyfriend. ‘I am going to knock on the door of next…
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‘Right, this is it,’ I said to the builder boyfriend. ‘I am going to knock on the door of next…
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‘How was your week?’ I asked my friend as we rode our horses to Bookham Common. ‘Fine,’ she said. ‘Except…
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‘How was your week?’ I asked my friend as we rode our horses to Bookham Common. ‘Fine,’ she said. ‘Except…
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A few weeks after switching my iPhone to the EE network, I noticed a funny thing. It hadn’t rung. I…
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A few weeks after switching my iPhone to the EE network, I noticed a funny thing. It hadn’t rung. I…