Melissa Kite

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23 February 2017 3:00 pm

Unexpectedly re-available is a very good phrase. I have often seen it applied to house advertisements and thought how fabulously…

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18 February 2017 9:00 am

Fine, so I got it completely wrong. It turns out the sale of my flat was not held up by…

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16 February 2017 3:00 pm

Fine, so I got it completely wrong. It turns out the sale of my flat was not held up by…

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11 February 2017 9:00 am

The builder boyfriend declared himself very happy with his £65 pee. He insisted it was good value for money because…

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9 February 2017 3:00 pm

The builder boyfriend declared himself very happy with his £65 pee. He insisted it was good value for money because…

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9 February 2017 3:00 pm

The builder boyfriend declared himself very happy with his £65 pee. He insisted it was good value for money because…

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4 February 2017 9:00 am

As if by magic, a sign that I am doing the right thing by moving out of London arrived in…

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2 February 2017 3:00 pm

As if by magic, a sign that I am doing the right thing by moving out of London arrived in…

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28 January 2017 9:00 am

The problem holding up my house move turns out to be a wiggle. Have you ever had a wiggle? It…

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26 January 2017 3:00 pm

The problem holding up my house move turns out to be a wiggle. Have you ever had a wiggle? It…

How did you kill that hat?

21 January 2017 9:00 am

The well-dressed lady turned the fur collar over in her hands and fixed me with a withering stare. ‘Is this…

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21 January 2017 9:00 am

If the buyer asks me any more questions I am going to pull out. I have to put my foot…

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19 January 2017 3:00 pm

If the buyer asks me any more questions I am going to pull out. I have to put my foot…

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14 January 2017 9:00 am

A few moments after saying the communion rite, the priest looked at his congregation and uttered easily the most disturbing…

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12 January 2017 3:00 pm

A few moments after saying the communion rite, the priest looked at his congregation and uttered easily the most disturbing…

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7 January 2017 9:00 am

The most annoying thing about starting a new year is how long it takes for everyone to crank themselves back…

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5 January 2017 3:00 pm

The most annoying thing about starting a new year is how long it takes for everyone to crank themselves back…

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29 December 2016 3:00 pm

What a fraught, divisive, infuriating sort of year it’s been. It started with me attempting to go on a blind…

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29 December 2016 3:00 pm

What a fraught, divisive, infuriating sort of year it’s been. It started with me attempting to go on a blind…

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10 December 2016 9:00 am

‘Right, this is it,’ I said to the builder boyfriend. ‘I am going to knock on the door of next…

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8 December 2016 3:00 pm

‘Right, this is it,’ I said to the builder boyfriend. ‘I am going to knock on the door of next…

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3 December 2016 9:00 am

‘How was your week?’ I asked my friend as we rode our horses to Bookham Common. ‘Fine,’ she said. ‘Except…

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1 December 2016 3:00 pm

‘How was your week?’ I asked my friend as we rode our horses to Bookham Common. ‘Fine,’ she said. ‘Except…

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26 November 2016 9:00 am

A few weeks after switching my iPhone to the EE network, I noticed a funny thing. It hadn’t rung. I…

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24 November 2016 3:00 pm

A few weeks after switching my iPhone to the EE network, I noticed a funny thing. It hadn’t rung. I…