Nick Newman

If they’ve freed Julian Assange there’s hope for us all

Nick Newman 6 July 2024 9:00 am

These days it’s almost impossible to find a Tory

Nick Newman 29 June 2024 9:00 am

Who tipped you off about 4 July?

Nick Newman 29 June 2024 9:00 am

I’m really excited about being apathetic

Nick Newman 22 June 2024 9:00 am

That’s a relief

Nick Newman 22 June 2024 9:00 am

At least there isn’t any sewage

Nick Newman 15 June 2024 9:00 am

Tory Party

Nick Newman 8 June 2024 9:00 am

I’m War

Nick Newman 1 June 2024 9:00 am

There’s an election coming

Nick Newman 25 May 2024 9:00 am

We will only accept anyone

Nick Newman 18 May 2024 9:00 am

It’s safer than having him baptised in the Thames

Nick Newman 11 May 2024 9:00 am

It’ll be a lot scarier once it’s renationalised

Nick Newman 4 May 2024 9:00 am

I’m doing workshy experience

Nick Newman 27 April 2024 9:00 am

Oh no – I got hideously drunk

Nick Newman 20 April 2024 9:00 am

It’s mankind’s worst fear

Nick Newman 20 April 2024 9:00 am

Rodin

Nick Newman 20 April 2024 9:00 am

Actual royal residence

Nick Newman 13 April 2024 9:00 am

Call me a wolf and I’ll have you arrested!

Nick Newman 6 April 2024 9:00 am

Chinese fridge

Nick Newman 6 April 2024 9:00 am

You can tell it’s fresh

Nick Newman 6 April 2024 9:00 am

I’ll stick with social media

Nick Newman 30 March 2024 9:00 am

I assume they didn’t need an intimacy co-ordinator

Nick Newman 30 March 2024 9:00 am

How racist can I be for a grand?

Nick Newman 23 March 2024 9:00 am

Are they on strike?

Nick Newman 16 March 2024 9:00 am

Relax – it isn’t ultra processed

Nick Newman 9 March 2024 9:00 am

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