Nick Newman

‘Stuff the backstop – we need a book stop.’

Book stop

Nick Newman 19 September 2019 1:00 pm

‘Boris will regret this when he reads my memoirs.’

Dilyn

Nick Newman 19 September 2019 1:00 pm

Bomb

Nick Newman 12 September 2019 1:00 pm

Back me

Nick Newman 5 September 2019 1:00 pm

5G mast

Nick Newman 5 September 2019 1:00 pm

‘I can’t wait to try Prue Leith’s barium meal.’

Food

Nick Newman 29 August 2019 1:00 pm

‘Talk these revelations down as Project Fear.’

Bible

Nick Newman 22 August 2019 1:00 pm

Ship

Nick Newman 25 July 2019 1:00 pm

‘I’m renting out my place here on Airbnb.’

Heathrow

Nick Newman 25 July 2019 1:00 pm

‘Pay Theresa May whatever she wants not to appear.’

Strictly

Nick Newman 25 July 2019 1:00 pm

Cricket

Nick Newman 18 July 2019 1:00 pm

‘They’ve never forgiven us for George Washington retaking their airports.’

Envoy

Nick Newman 11 July 2019 1:00 pm

Cancer

Nick Newman 11 July 2019 1:00 pm

Frogmore

Nick Newman 4 July 2019 1:00 pm

‘I won’t believe summer’s arrived until British Airways has gone on strike.’

Summer

Nick Newman 27 June 2019 1:00 pm

‘With Boris, is it nine lives or nine wives?’

2 cats

Nick Newman 20 June 2019 1:00 pm

Clouds

Nick Newman 20 June 2019 1:00 pm

‘He’s overdosed on Boris.’

Paramedic

Nick Newman 20 June 2019 1:00 pm

Tory drugs

Nick Newman 13 June 2019 1:00 pm

ERG

Nick Newman 13 June 2019 1:00 pm

‘Oh no — this isn’t Love Island, it’s Gove Island…’

Beach

Nick Newman 6 June 2019 1:00 pm

‘Time for another leader…’

Cliff

Nick Newman 30 May 2019 1:00 pm

‘Buy my book or I’ll write another.’

Book

Nick Newman 30 May 2019 1:00 pm

‘I worry the British watch everything we do.’

Zoo

Nick Newman 23 May 2019 1:00 pm

‘Fickle, selfish and cruel — but that’s politicians for you.’

Cats

Nick Newman 23 May 2019 1:00 pm

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