Nick Newman

‘Even the Transport Secretary isn’t going anywhere.’

Reshuffle

Nick Newman 11 January 2018 3:00 pm

‘I was hoping to pick up a peerage in the January sales.’

Sales

Nick Newman 4 January 2018 3:00 pm

‘Typical Virgin — overcrowded, standing room only and no public announcements.’

Virgin

Nick Newman 13 December 2017 3:00 pm

Noah

Nick Newman 13 December 2017 3:00 pm

‘There are bitcoins in the virtual pudding.’

Bitcoin

Nick Newman 13 December 2017 3:00 pm

‘One by one, the doors all close.’

Advent

Nick Newman 7 December 2017 3:00 pm

‘I’m already bored with the royal wedding — what’s the latest on Brexit?’

Wedding

Nick Newman 30 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘MPs have 470 words for No.’

Brexit Bill

Nick Newman 23 November 2017 3:00 pm

Lewis Hamilton — world champion.

Hamilton

Nick Newman 16 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘I hope this witch hunt doesn’t turn into an official inquiry.’

Hunt

Nick Newman 9 November 2017 3:00 pm

Washing up

Nick Newman 26 October 2017 2:00 pm

Cliff

Nick Newman 19 October 2017 2:00 pm

Cats

Nick Newman 12 October 2017 2:00 pm

‘Wave this — it sends them absolutely crazy!’

Flag

Nick Newman 5 October 2017 2:00 pm

‘I thought the memo said harm offensive.’

Boris

Nick Newman 5 October 2017 2:00 pm

‘I’m afraid there’s surge pricing of 4.5 times the normal fee.’

Uber case

Nick Newman 28 September 2017 1:00 pm

‘We need you to lead the Brexit negotiations.’

Dog

Nick Newman 21 September 2017 1:00 pm

‘Good heavens, a flying Ryanair jet!’

Ryanair

Nick Newman 21 September 2017 1:00 pm

‘I was hoping for a handshake Mr Hollywood...’

Cake

Nick Newman 14 September 2017 1:00 pm

Rules

Nick Newman 14 September 2017 1:00 pm

‘Compromise, or we’ll put Wayne Rooney in the driving seat.’

Brexit talks

Nick Newman 7 September 2017 1:00 pm

‘Cake news.’

Cake

Nick Newman 31 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘I’m looking for Mr Alt-Right.’

Bar

Nick Newman 24 August 2017 1:00 pm

‘I worry about getting burned.’

Riviera

Nick Newman 3 August 2017 1:00 pm

May

Nick Newman 3 August 2017 1:00 pm

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