Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from London and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk.

Trail hunting battle looms for rural lobby

11 March 2026 11:24 pm

Tally ho! That sound you can hear is Keir Starmer’s barmy army charging into the fray once more. Having waged…

Labour MPs prepare for trigger ballots

10 March 2026 12:50 am

It is a difficult time to be a Labour MP. With the Greens on the left and Reform on the…

Parliament rocked by another China spy scandal

5 March 2026 3:44 am

Oh dear. It seems that the spectre of the Chinese dragon is rearing its head over Westminster again. After three…

Greens hit second place in polls

3 March 2026 5:20 pm

Happy spring statement day one and all. As Rachel Reeves valiantly tries to wrestle the public narrative back from her…

Minister quits after ‘smeargate’ row

1 March 2026 6:00 am

So. Farewell then Josh Simons. The Macclesfield MP has quit his job at the Cabinet Office following the revelations about…

Starmer: I am going nowhere

27 February 2026 11:23 pm

Poor old Sir Keir. It turns out that there was indeed a large anti-Reform tactical vote in Gorton – it…

Hoyle: I tipped off the Met about Mandy

25 February 2026 11:08 pm

Peter Mandelson is in a right old funk. Having been ignominiously hauled in by the Met for questioning on Monday,…

Ed Davey’s Andrew stunt backfires

25 February 2026 8:49 am

Oh dear. It seems that Ed Davey – the most righteous man in all of parliament – has got it…

Watch: Labour MP’s ‘dark shit’ jibe

24 February 2026 4:10 am

If you didn’t laugh at this Labour government, you would cry. The Anti-Corruption Minister has resigned over corruption; the Homelessness…

Watch: Martin Lewis confronts Kemi Badenoch

23 February 2026 9:38 pm

Oh dear. It seems that Martin Lewis, the self-styled ‘Money Saving Expert’, has come a bit of a cropper in…

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor is arrested

19 February 2026 9:14 pm

Happy birthday to Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor. He has this morning been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office, after photos…

Antonia Romeo is the new cabinet secretary

19 February 2026 8:55 pm

We have a new cabinet secretary! After a shambolic week in which Downing Street were forced to admit to the…

Trump slaps down State Department on Chagos

19 February 2026 7:05 am

Just what is happening in Washington? It was only yesterday that the State Department was trying to merrily wave through…

Reform U-turns on two-child benefit cap

18 February 2026 10:35 pm

It is Robert Jenrick’s big day out today. The newly-minted Reform ‘Shadow Chancellor’ is making his first speech since his…

Chagossians storm their islands

17 February 2026 8:30 pm

The Chagos deal is set to return to the House of Lords after recess. But a group of islanders are…

Rupert Lowe launches his own party

16 February 2026 8:45 pm

You wait years for a right-wing party – and then a veritable fleet comes along at once. After Advance UK,…

Labour Together in turmoil over smear campaign

16 February 2026 6:39 pm

It was the think tank which made Keir Starmer leader – but now Labour Together is struggling. The Sunday Times…

Sturgeon’s ex accused of embezzling £459k

14 February 2026 12:20 am

The SNP might be heading to another victory – but all is not going swimmingly for the nationalists. The party’s…

Starmer pick slammed by ex-mandarin

12 February 2026 8:27 pm

When a PM is in crisis, what do they do? Sack the head of the civil service. Having lost both…

Downing Street flail over dodgy peerage offence

12 February 2026 1:07 am

Just stop Doyle! It was another bad Prime Ministers’ Questions this week for Keir Starmer today. Once again, one of…

Starmer suspends ex-comms chief over sex offender links

11 February 2026 5:06 am

This is Keir Starmer’s worst week in politics – and it is still only Tuesday. The constant flailings of the…

Now Starmer’s Cabinet Secretary exits too

10 February 2026 9:59 am

Will the last person out of No. 10 please turn out the lights? First, it was Morgan McSweeney; then, Tim…

Scottish Labour leader calls for Starmer to quit

10 February 2026 12:36 am

Oh dear. It really does seem like the end of days for Keir Starmer now. The Prime Minister has lost…

Mandelson got five-figure sacking payoff

8 February 2026 5:35 pm

It’s a tough time for the nation’s finances – but don’t worry, one man is doing ok. Lord Mandelson received…

Mandy’s PR firm plunged into crisis

6 February 2026 9:55 pm

Oh Mandy. You came and you took and kept taking. For it is not just the Labour party wrestling with…