The Spectator

Bank

12 March 2016 9:00 am

‘Botox!’

Botox

12 March 2016 9:00 am

‘Your mating call cannot be taken at the moment. Please try again later.’

Call

12 March 2016 9:00 am

Turkey’s blackmail

10 March 2016 3:00 pm

Looked at from the narrow perspective of how to deal with the lethal business of human trafficking across the Aegean,…

Barometer

10 March 2016 3:00 pm

Lonely fortress Weoley Castle in Birmingham was revealed to be the least-visited tourist attraction in England, with 5,205 visitors last year. What…

Against Churchill

10 March 2016 3:00 pm

From ‘Colonel Churchill’, The Spectator, 11 March 1916: Colonel Churchill is being found out. The charm, once universal, no longer…

Letters

10 March 2016 3:00 pm

Democracy or bureaucracy Sir: Professor Garton Ash makes a scholarly appeal for us all to be content with government from…

Portrait of the week

10 March 2016 3:00 pm

Home The Bank of England arranged for banks to be able to borrow as much money as they needed around…

Yes, let our spies spy – but not our bureaucrats

5 March 2016 9:00 am

One of the marks of a good Home Secretary is a healthy wariness of those in authority who come begging…

Portrait of the week

5 March 2016 9:00 am

Home An official analysis by the Cabinet Office said that if Britain left the EU it would lead to a…

Shouting in Guildford, and six other things you’re not allowed to do

5 March 2016 9:00 am

You can’t do that there ’ere Some of the things which have been banned under Public Spaces Protection Orders, according to…

The last of Henry James

5 March 2016 9:00 am

From ‘Henry James’, The Spectator, 4 March 1916: Englishmen are not likely ever to forget the generous thought which inspired…

Spectator letters: What might have been for young Boris and Dave

5 March 2016 9:00 am

What might have been Sir: Harry Mount points out that Boris Johnson is two years older than David Cameron (Diary,…

Foreign

5 March 2016 9:00 am

‘When you said it was time you settled down, we didn’t mean in our house.’

Sofa

5 March 2016 9:00 am

‘Let’s be honest, this is a sink estate.’

Flats

5 March 2016 9:00 am

‘It’s very realistic – it even gives you skin cancer!’

Pharmacy

5 March 2016 9:00 am

Lift

5 March 2016 9:00 am

‘You’ll never guess what I heard the oligarchs next door say…’

Garden fence

5 March 2016 9:00 am

‘The chaps were wondering if, instead of a tunnel, we could just dig straight down creating space for a pool and home cinema.’

Tunnel

5 March 2016 9:00 am

Babies

5 March 2016 9:00 am

‘Is that pounds or euros?’

Pounds

5 March 2016 9:00 am

‘Speciality of the hospital — weekend death by chocolate.’

Nurse

5 March 2016 9:00 am

‘Thank heavens, it’s just a drunken stag. I thought the Tory party were on board.’

Plane

5 March 2016 9:00 am

‘Do you think a 10ft high wall will keep Donald Trump out?’

Mexicans

5 March 2016 9:00 am