The Spectator

‘You are 27,345,004th in the queue, please hold.’

Angel

23 January 2016 9:00 am

Problem

23 January 2016 9:00 am

Backhander

23 January 2016 9:00 am

‘...his wife would eat no lean, no dairy, no grains, no wheat, no gluten, no soya, no lactose, no refined sugar, no nuts, no yeast, no...’

Sprat

23 January 2016 9:00 am

‘When you’ve finished your colouring-in would you mind resuming the parental role?’

Colouring

23 January 2016 9:00 am

‘Don’t you hate it when a siren goes off next door and there’s nothing you can do about it?’

Mermaid

23 January 2016 9:00 am

‘Bit of an anomaly. I’ve just been told there’s no accounting for taste.’

Taste

23 January 2016 9:00 am

Safety first

21 January 2016 3:00 pm

This week brings to a close an absurdly overblown cause célèbre. The Court of Appeal ruled that David Miranda’s detention…

Barometer

21 January 2016 3:00 pm

Roll out the barrel The price of crude oil dropped below $30 a barrel. Why do we measure it in…

Bad driving

21 January 2016 3:00 pm

From ‘The Conscription of Wealth’, The Spectator, 22 January 1916: At recent race meetings streams of motor-cars have proceeded from…

Portrait of the week

21 January 2016 3:00 pm

Home David Cameron, the Prime Minister, said that Muslim women must learn English, and that those who had entered on…

Striking doctors need an injection of realism

16 January 2016 9:00 am

Treatment for that once-virulent condition, the British disease of strikes, has largely been successful. The number of working days lost…

Portrait of the week: Junior doctors on strike

16 January 2016 9:00 am

Home David Cameron, the Prime Minister, said that, on Britain’s place in the European Union, ‘what I would like to…

From the archive: On compelling shirkers to do their duty

16 January 2016 9:00 am

From ‘The Position of the Government’, The Spectator, 15 January 1916: Any man who knew the nature of Englishmen, or…

Spectator Letters: Hope for the Scottish Tories, policing charities after Kids Company

16 January 2016 9:00 am

Borderline case Sir: Alex Massie (‘The painful truth for Ruth’, 9 January) correctly identifies the challenges facing the Scottish Conservatives.…

Christmas crossword solution

16 January 2016 9:00 am

The grid quotation was from the JOURNEY OF THE MAGI (T S ELIOT). Initial letters of superfluous words spelled out…

Christmas crossword: The winners

16 January 2016 9:00 am

The first prize of £100, three prizes of £25 and six further prizes of the Chambers Dictionary of Great Quotations (2015)…

‘We aren’t drinking anywhere near enough for our age!’

Drink

16 January 2016 9:00 am

Dracula

16 January 2016 9:00 am

‘You any idea where they keep the art in this place, Geoff?’

Tate

16 January 2016 9:00 am

Youth

16 January 2016 9:00 am

‘Sorry, retinal screening is next week.’

Screening

16 January 2016 9:00 am

‘Honestly, some of the nonsense they expect you to fall for!’‘Honestly, some of the nonsense they expect you to fall for!’

Nonsense

16 January 2016 9:00 am

‘I remember when all this was skyline.’

Skyline

16 January 2016 9:00 am

‘And now Glenn Miller’s Not In The Mood.’

Miller

16 January 2016 9:00 am