The Spectator

‘...his wife would eat no lean, no dairy, no grains, no wheat, no gluten, no soya, no lactose, no refined sugar, no nuts, no yeast, no...’

Sprat

23 January 2016 9:00 am

‘When you’ve finished your colouring-in would you mind resuming the parental role?’

Colouring

23 January 2016 9:00 am

‘Don’t you hate it when a siren goes off next door and there’s nothing you can do about it?’

Mermaid

23 January 2016 9:00 am

‘Bit of an anomaly. I’ve just been told there’s no accounting for taste.’

Taste

23 January 2016 9:00 am

Safety first

21 January 2016 3:00 pm

This week brings to a close an absurdly overblown cause célèbre. The Court of Appeal ruled that David Miranda’s detention…

Barometer

21 January 2016 3:00 pm

Roll out the barrel The price of crude oil dropped below $30 a barrel. Why do we measure it in…

Bad driving

21 January 2016 3:00 pm

From ‘The Conscription of Wealth’, The Spectator, 22 January 1916: At recent race meetings streams of motor-cars have proceeded from…

Portrait of the week

21 January 2016 3:00 pm

Home David Cameron, the Prime Minister, said that Muslim women must learn English, and that those who had entered on…

Striking doctors need an injection of realism

16 January 2016 9:00 am

Treatment for that once-virulent condition, the British disease of strikes, has largely been successful. The number of working days lost…

Portrait of the week: Junior doctors on strike

16 January 2016 9:00 am

Home David Cameron, the Prime Minister, said that, on Britain’s place in the European Union, ‘what I would like to…

From the archive: On compelling shirkers to do their duty

16 January 2016 9:00 am

From ‘The Position of the Government’, The Spectator, 15 January 1916: Any man who knew the nature of Englishmen, or…

Spectator Letters: Hope for the Scottish Tories, policing charities after Kids Company

16 January 2016 9:00 am

Borderline case Sir: Alex Massie (‘The painful truth for Ruth’, 9 January) correctly identifies the challenges facing the Scottish Conservatives.…

Christmas crossword solution

16 January 2016 9:00 am

The grid quotation was from the JOURNEY OF THE MAGI (T S ELIOT). Initial letters of superfluous words spelled out…

Christmas crossword: The winners

16 January 2016 9:00 am

The first prize of £100, three prizes of £25 and six further prizes of the Chambers Dictionary of Great Quotations (2015)…

‘We aren’t drinking anywhere near enough for our age!’

Drink

16 January 2016 9:00 am

Dracula

16 January 2016 9:00 am

‘You any idea where they keep the art in this place, Geoff?’

Tate

16 January 2016 9:00 am

Youth

16 January 2016 9:00 am

‘Sorry, retinal screening is next week.’

Screening

16 January 2016 9:00 am

‘Honestly, some of the nonsense they expect you to fall for!’‘Honestly, some of the nonsense they expect you to fall for!’

Nonsense

16 January 2016 9:00 am

‘I remember when all this was skyline.’

Skyline

16 January 2016 9:00 am

‘And now Glenn Miller’s Not In The Mood.’

Miller

16 January 2016 9:00 am

Drone

16 January 2016 9:00 am

‘I’m on strike so a locum will have to make my mistakes for me.’

Locum

16 January 2016 9:00 am

‘This duck’s a bit rubbery.’

Duck

16 January 2016 9:00 am