The Spectator

Newsagent

The Spectator 12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘Hello, fire brigade? My cat is stuck up a tree…’

Cat

The Spectator 12 December 2015 9:00 am

Kings

The Spectator 12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘Oh, him? That’s just Secret Santa.’

MI5

The Spectator 12 December 2015 9:00 am

Selfie

The Spectator 12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘Ah, so this is the real Christmas Island.’

Easter

The Spectator 12 December 2015 9:00 am

Roaming

The Spectator 12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘And have you been good?’

Good

The Spectator 12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘They all reach that stage where they’d rather have money, don’t they?’

Money

The Spectator 12 December 2015 9:00 am

Snowman

The Spectator 12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘Wow! What’s your secret?’

Wow

The Spectator 12 December 2015 9:00 am

Drone

The Spectator 12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!’

Planes

The Spectator 12 December 2015 9:00 am

Oven

The Spectator 12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘Now all we need is some money.’

Saving

The Spectator 12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘Do you mind if some students watch while I rake in loads of money and refuse to lend you any?’

Bank

The Spectator 12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘This looks like the right place.’

Stable

The Spectator 12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘As a junior shepherd, I refuse to attend the nativity at the weekend.’

Nativity

The Spectator 12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘That’s over for another year — we’ve passed the annual stress test.’

Stress

The Spectator 12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘I think next year just a little more wool of bat.’

Witches

The Spectator 12 December 2015 9:00 am

Bookshop

The Spectator 12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘What am I doing here? Why, this is the North Pole!’

North Pole

The Spectator 12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘They’re from your Twitter followers.’

Tree

The Spectator 12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘Sugar tax, fatso — you pay me.’

Tooth fairy

The Spectator 12 December 2015 9:00 am

Picasso asks his models to put the decorations up

Picasso

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