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‘He’ll grow into them, Mr Longlegs.’

Daddy

26 July 2014 9:00 am

‘I aged 12 years during that.’

Boyhood

26 July 2014 9:00 am

‘I’d advise against being Tories.’

Tories

26 July 2014 9:00 am

‘It’s Coca-Cola!’

Fountain

26 July 2014 9:00 am

Couple

26 July 2014 9:00 am

‘He could pass for 45 if it wasn’t for the double-entendres.’

Bar

26 July 2014 9:00 am

‘Bloody Old Etonians.’

Etonians

26 July 2014 9:00 am

Le Fast Food sur l’herbe

Picnic

26 July 2014 9:00 am

Plants

26 July 2014 9:00 am

‘The doctor advised Gerald that he needed more exercise so he’s run off with his secretary.’

Secretary

26 July 2014 9:00 am

‘You both need to start saving up...My Christmas list.’

List

26 July 2014 9:00 am

‘Me Tarzan...King of the...’

Tarzan

26 July 2014 9:00 am

‘This is where the class struggle really starts.’

Class

26 July 2014 9:00 am

‘Writer’s block.’

Writer

26 July 2014 9:00 am

Have David Cameron’s Etonians just given up on state school reform?

19 July 2014 9:00 am

During his time as Education Secretary, Michael Gove would often have occasion to quote a passage of Machiavelli: ‘There is…

Portrait of the week: ministerial musical chairs, women bishops, giant snails

19 July 2014 9:00 am

Home In a ministerial reshuffle, William Hague, who promised to leave Parliament at the election, was made Leader of the…

What Germans are worst at

19 July 2014 9:00 am

What Germans do worst Some things Germans aren’t very good at: — Making reliable car engines. According to a survey by Warranty Direct…

Letters: Lord Lawson is not banned from the BBC, and Wales is wonderful

19 July 2014 9:00 am

No ban on Lawson Sir: You write that the BBC ‘has effectively banned’ Lord Lawson from items on climate change…

‘Chromatic Rhythms II’, 1947, by Alfredo Hlito

Books and arts

19 July 2014 9:00 am

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‘In light of these figures, I will be doing the honourable thing and standing on someone.’

Figures

19 July 2014 9:00 am

‘If women can be bishops, I want to be a synchronised swimmer.’

Swimmer

19 July 2014 9:00 am

Inspection

19 July 2014 9:00 am

‘It’s a Philip Treacy mitre.’

Mitre

19 July 2014 9:00 am

‘Oh my goodness! Four and twenty, you say?’

Rspb

19 July 2014 9:00 am

Obesity

19 July 2014 9:00 am