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Eastenders

7 June 2014 9:00 am

‘The cat wants to be on YouTube again.’

Cat

7 June 2014 9:00 am

‘Would you mind harassing me? I need to claim compensation.’

Compensation

7 June 2014 9:00 am

Police

7 June 2014 9:00 am

‘Look, someone drowning...Film it.’

Drowning

7 June 2014 9:00 am

Hayleys

7 June 2014 9:00 am

‘It’s me, I’ll be a bit late — I’ve been asked to hold forth.’

Forth

7 June 2014 9:00 am

‘Soon there won’t be enough little people to pay taxes.’

Taxes

7 June 2014 9:00 am

‘How long are you going to let him invade my personal space like this?’

Boxing

7 June 2014 9:00 am

‘All the test specimens are here, except the wasp’

Wasp

7 June 2014 9:00 am

‘I don’t care where you heard it from, you’re not to call Grannie “bitch” again’

Granny

7 June 2014 9:00 am

Europe's extremists aren't really on the right

31 May 2014 9:00 am

This week, the European parliament took a strong lurch to the left. That is not quite the story that you…

Portrait of the week

31 May 2014 9:00 am

Home David Cameron, the Prime Minister, responded to the triumph of the UK Independence Party in the European elections (which…

If Alex Salmond is cutting bureaucracy, why does he have so many quangos?

31 May 2014 9:00 am

Escape committees An LSE/Institute for Government report estimated the cost of Scottish independence at £2.7 billion, a sum arrived at…

Books and arts

31 May 2014 9:00 am

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‘Well, they’re not calling us career politicians now.’

Career

31 May 2014 9:00 am

Magazines

31 May 2014 9:00 am

‘When you said you wanted to live life in the fast lane, I didn’t think you meant literally.’

Fast

31 May 2014 9:00 am

‘Have you tried blaming immigration for your problems?’

Immigration

31 May 2014 9:00 am

Election

31 May 2014 9:00 am

‘It’s the damned poets, sir — day and night.’

Poets

31 May 2014 9:00 am

‘Can I have five quid?’

Library

31 May 2014 9:00 am

‘Is that trembling with delight — or fracking?’

Fracking

31 May 2014 9:00 am

‘Dear Bono…’

Bono

31 May 2014 9:00 am

‘Are you sure about this? Most hens opt for a natural birth.’

Hen

31 May 2014 9:00 am