The Spectator

Women

22 March 2014 9:00 am

Damn

22 March 2014 9:00 am

Takeaway

22 March 2014 9:00 am

‘Have you tried throwing it out and getting a new one?’

Helpline

22 March 2014 9:00 am

‘It’s been brought to my attention that you’ve been breaking your vow of silence.’

Silence

22 March 2014 9:00 am

‘...yes...head of diversity...’

Diversity

22 March 2014 9:00 am

‘By “over the top” we mean charge the enemy, not wear an extravagant costume.’

Top

22 March 2014 9:00 am

‘Botox means never having to show you’re sorry.’

Botox

22 March 2014 9:00 am

‘It’s the anger management counsellor — she’s furious that you missed your appointment.’

Anger

22 March 2014 9:00 am

‘Hey, not too much salt, love!’

Salt

22 March 2014 9:00 am

memo

22 March 2014 9:00 am

mdtable

22 March 2014 9:00 am

Why British mothers need a tax break

15 March 2014 9:00 am

Next week’s Budget marks George Osborne’s last chance to make a game-changing reform before the next election. The Chancellor will…

Portrait of the week

15 March 2014 9:00 am

Home Ed Miliband, the leader of the Labour party, promised that, if elected, his administration would hold a referendum on…

Do wars always start in years ending ‘14’?

15 March 2014 9:00 am

Years of war Imaginative souls have tried to compared the situation in Ukraine with that which preceded the first world…

Books and Arts

15 March 2014 9:00 am

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‘Stop! It’s 11 per cent sugar!’

Sugar

15 March 2014 9:00 am

‘You are declared bankrupt. Carry on like it’s no big deal.’

Finance

15 March 2014 9:00 am

Divorce

15 March 2014 9:00 am

Witches

15 March 2014 9:00 am

Cat

15 March 2014 9:00 am

‘I’m an undercover policeman, but it’s my day off.’

Policeman

15 March 2014 9:00 am

‘Apparently our new neighbours have a stage act. Probably a singing duo or something.’

Knives

15 March 2014 9:00 am

Bob

15 March 2014 9:00 am

‘Darling, come quickly — Clare Balding’s not on.’

Telly

15 March 2014 9:00 am