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Alice Through the Selfie

Alice

8 February 2014 9:00 am

Crimes

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘It was going to be pea green but there was a sale on at Farrow & Ball.’

Owl

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘It was going to be pea green but there was a sale on at Farrow and Ball.’

Rowboat

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘No? Really? How absolutely fascinating...just how exactly did you expect me to look?’

God

8 February 2014 9:00 am

Cat

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘I remember when you used to hug the trees on our land, Rodney.’

Trees

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘John and I couldn’t agree on a holiday destination so we’re going to one of my choosing instead.’

Holiday

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘That’s me sorted — now let’s go and find something for you.’

Charity

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘With which of these would you like to have sex?’

Sochi

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘AAAAAAHHHHIIIEEEAAAAHH!!!’

Cry

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘You could try scratchcards…’

Financial

8 February 2014 9:00 am

Kong

8 February 2014 9:00 am

The Tory rebels have two choices: shut up or lose the election

1 February 2014 9:00 am

Things could scarcely be going better for the Conservatives. Every week seems to bring more news of the recovery. High…

Portrait of the week

1 February 2014 9:00 am

Home Britain’s gross domestic product grew by 1.9 per cent last year, the most since 2007, according to the Office…

The political lives of Walter Mitty

1 February 2014 9:00 am

The political life of Walter Mitty Nigel Farage attacked the ‘Walter Mittys’ in his own party. A few of the…

Books and Arts

1 February 2014 9:00 am

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Queen

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘They’ll only eat food the government wants to ban.’

Food

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Shall I be Mother Superior?’

Nun

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Some viewers may find the following scenes disturbing…’

Viewers

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hairs on the couch.’

Cat

1 February 2014 9:00 am

Saatchi vs Taki duel

Duel

1 February 2014 9:00 am

Kiev

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Ugh! Have you seen the number of cats on the internet?’

Cats

1 February 2014 9:00 am