The Spectator

‘Your condition was once treatable but medical science has moved on.’

Medical

11 January 2014 9:00 am

‘I’m twerking from home.’

Twerking

11 January 2014 9:00 am

‘You broke into my grandma’s house,ate her, then stole her identity, so I suppose I am here for some answers’

Grandma

11 January 2014 9:00 am

Brooms

11 January 2014 9:00 am

The big idea that can win the Tories the next election

4 January 2014 9:00 am

In one sense David Cameron is lucky that the Conservatives do not enter 2014 with a lead in the polls.…

Portrait of the week

4 January 2014 9:00 am

Home Six months of talks in Northern Ireland, chaired by Dr Richard Haass, a retired American diplomat, ended without resolving…

The first world war in numbers

4 January 2014 9:00 am

Centuries of conflict 2014 marks the 100th anniversary of the war which was supposed to end all wars. Has the…

Spectator letters: Defending super-heads, and how to drink your yak's milk

4 January 2014 9:00 am

In defence of super-heads Sir: I would like to defend head teachers all over the country from the assertions made…

Hangon

4 January 2014 9:00 am

legs

4 January 2014 9:00 am

‘And this is how much money we’ll get if we make a complete mess of the contract.’

Contract

4 January 2014 9:00 am

‘Newsnight’s gone terribly downmarket.’

Paxman

4 January 2014 9:00 am

‘You’re forcing me to passive-give-up-smoking.’

Smoking

4 January 2014 9:00 am

Debt

4 January 2014 9:00 am

School

4 January 2014 9:00 am

‘You know, there may be a way to move your bizarre invention around without having to carry it.’

Invention

4 January 2014 9:00 am

‘Have you been out drinking like a middle-aged person?’

Drink

4 January 2014 9:00 am

‘Oh, go on then — you can beat to death one more hooker, but then it’s off to bed for you, young man.’

Hooker

4 January 2014 9:00 am

Looks

4 January 2014 9:00 am

‘You’re not going to school in that skirt, laddie.’

Laddie

4 January 2014 9:00 am

‘Serpent, Adam. Adam, Serpent. I thought it was about time you two met.’

Adam

4 January 2014 9:00 am

‘Nightmares, flashbacks, mood swings. Yes, I know you were in Vietnam, but that was on a package holiday last month.’

Nightmares

4 January 2014 9:00 am

‘Cut down on the blubber.’

Blubber

4 January 2014 9:00 am

Joy to the world

14 December 2013 9:00 am

Pessimism sells. It shifts books and newspapers, sends ratings soaring. It fills lecture halls, wins research grants, makes political careers.…

Portrait of the year

What happened in 2013, from Depardieu's hug to Sachin's last bow

14 December 2013 9:00 am

January David Cameron, the Prime Minister, said he wanted to ‘negotiate a new settlement with our European partners’, and that…