The Spectator

‘I can’t see us ever having a boring housebuying anecdote of our own.’

Houseprices

16 November 2013 9:00 am

‘It’s the director’s cut.’

Cut

16 November 2013 9:00 am

‘It’s not Kafkaesque, it’s normal.’

Kafka

16 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Could that be from his blue period?’

Blue

16 November 2013 9:00 am

‘It’s such a perfect day, I’m glad I spent it with you...’

Fish

16 November 2013 9:00 am

‘We are very happy with the Chinese-themed room but could you remove the panda, please.’

Panda

16 November 2013 9:00 am

Ebay

16 November 2013 9:00 am

Mexico

16 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Instant? Certainly, madam. Take a seat and someone will be with you in a minute.’

Instant

16 November 2013 9:00 am

We are not 'tired of war'. We are tired of lack of leadership to win one

9 November 2013 9:00 am

One remarkable fact of recent years is that even as the veterans of the first world war have died and…

Portrait of the week

9 November 2013 9:00 am

Home Three Police Federation representatives accused of giving misleading accounts of a meeting with Andrew Mitchell over the Plebgate scandal…

Barometer: Who eats dogs?

9 November 2013 9:00 am

Dog’s dinner A Canadian hiker rescued in Quebec was reported to have killed and eaten his German shepherd dog in…

Books and Arts

9 November 2013 9:00 am

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‘Look, sir! Tesco are doing buy one get one free!’

Mod

9 November 2013 9:00 am

‘You have the right to post one extremely abusive and threatening message on a social networking site of your own choice.’

Custody

9 November 2013 9:00 am

Evolution

9 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Is this the pleb gate?’

Pleb

9 November 2013 9:00 am

Dalek

9 November 2013 9:00 am

‘We don’t know where he’s gone.’

Tagging

9 November 2013 9:00 am

‘You know, I’m beginning to think the dog doesn’t like being locked up in here while we’re at work all day.’

Dog

9 November 2013 9:00 am

Bias

9 November 2013 9:00 am

‘He just sits around all day creating initiatives to reduce obesity.’

Obesity

9 November 2013 9:00 am

‘You would tell me if you weren’t happy, wouldn’t you?’

Happy

9 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Not a chance this week — try again in a fortnight.’

Receptionist

9 November 2013 9:00 am

Nil

9 November 2013 9:00 am