The Spectator

Drunk

5 October 2013 9:00 am

‘Do you come here often?’

Jobs

5 October 2013 9:00 am

Vicar

5 October 2013 9:00 am

‘That lamb’s a bit pink.’

Pink

5 October 2013 9:00 am

‘I’m changing my bank.’

Bank

5 October 2013 9:00 am

‘We do most of our parenting online now.’

Parenting

5 October 2013 9:00 am

‘It’s your mother’

Mother

5 October 2013 9:00 am

Menagerie à trois

Menagerie

5 October 2013 9:00 am

‘...and this is Mother Inferior.’

Inferior

5 October 2013 9:00 am

Pothole golf.

Pothole

5 October 2013 9:00 am

‘Percy Edwards...now he could tweet.’

Percy

5 October 2013 9:00 am

‘Success is just around the corner.’

Corner

5 October 2013 9:00 am

‘This would have been even more romantic if we didn’t need the home-help to lift us in and out of the bath.’

Bath

5 October 2013 9:00 am

‘When you said, “Do you want to come back to my place,” I thought you meant home.’

Pub

5 October 2013 9:00 am

‘Modern technology is making it much too easy for children to access porn these days.’

Butler

5 October 2013 9:00 am

KevandJulia

5 October 2013 9:00 am

The death of Aids

28 September 2013 9:00 am

In a week in which the world is once again invited to consider the prospect of climatic Armageddon, it would…

Portrait of the week

28 September 2013 9:00 am

Home The General Medical Council said it was dropping cases against four doctors who worked at Stafford Hospital at the…

Letters: On quitting Facebook, and putting down Nigel

28 September 2013 9:00 am

Why we joined Sir: I was astonished by the assertion made by Wyn Grant (Letters, 21 September) that ‘the postwar…

Books and Arts

28 September 2013 9:00 am

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‘I feel so empty now the children have left.’

Dolls

28 September 2013 9:00 am

Wifi

28 September 2013 9:00 am

‘That’s the wife or the mistress, I forget which.’

Photo

28 September 2013 9:00 am

‘When you said you were “doing a nude”, I thought you wanted me to take my clothes off.’

Nude

28 September 2013 9:00 am

‘Oh dear — that sausage I ate is about to do a U-turn.’

Clegg

28 September 2013 9:00 am