The Spectator

‘We just couldn’t stop migrant targets getting in!’

Manifesto

25 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘Just go over there and pull out that unsightly old man’s beard.’

Chelsea – Bernie

25 May 2017 1:00 pm

School – Percival

25 May 2017 1:00 pm

A brave new world

20 May 2017 9:00 am

From ‘The New Reform Bill’, The Spectator, 19 May 1917: Though we used to be opposed to the suffrage for women,…

Trump on the edge

20 May 2017 9:00 am

Donald Trump has often wrong-footed the media. In last year’s election his campaign seemed to be always on the verge…

Letters

20 May 2017 9:00 am

Libyan solution Sir: Boris Johnson correctly reports glimmers of hope in Libya, but to say its problems can be solved…

Barometer

20 May 2017 9:00 am

Veggie skills Forest Green Rovers, described as the world’s first vegan football club, was promoted to the Football League. Some…

Portrait of the Week

20 May 2017 9:00 am

NHS and computers across the world crippled by ransomware virus

‘Oh there’s plenty of beds, but all our nurses have gone to work at Tesco.’

NHS Paul Wood

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘My husband’s disappointed. He didn’t realise this cruise was called Pilates of the Caribbean.’

Cruise NAF

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

Mobile Warner

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘I’ve updated my tablet.’

God Singleton

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

Bookshop Thompson

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘Don’t bother with the knives, they’re already out.’

Labour Thompson

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘Wow! Your mum’s really into drugs!’

Spice

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘You promise you’ll vote for me, but how do I know you’re not lying?’

Doorstep

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘Your father’s switching energy supplier again.’

Switching

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

Barometer

13 May 2017 9:00 am

God forbid Irish police investigated Stephen Fry over a complaint of blasphemy, which is no longer a criminal offence in…

The lay of the land

13 May 2017 9:00 am

From ‘Schoolboy labour’, The Spectator, 12 May 1917: Work on the land, even though the time be stolen from books,…

No left turn

13 May 2017 9:00 am

It would be easy to dismiss Jeremy Corbyn’s launch of the Labour party’s election campaign this week on the grounds…

Portrait of the week

13 May 2017 9:00 am

Home After spectacular local election results, Theresa May, the Prime Minister, said: ‘I’m taking nothing for granted over the next…

Letters

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

It’s a Unionist revival Sir: Contrary to Alex Massie’s claims, there is no rebirth of Scottish Conservatism in Scotland (‘Queen…

‘How romantic — a candlelit dinner for two.’

Soup Thompson

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘From now on you must issue a trigger warning before you can call anyone a snowflake.’

University RGJ

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘Bloody Brexit!’

Smashed

11 May 2017 1:00 pm