The Spectator

Portrait of the week

29 April 2017 9:00 am

Home Jeremy Corbyn, the Labour leader, cheered the United Kingdom by promising four new bank holidays for the whole country…

‘Just wait till your biological parent’s live-in surrogate’s transgender ex-partner gets home.’

Parents Lamb

27 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘Nothing else for me, thanks — my phone memory’s completely full.’

Menu Numan

27 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘It’s the Conservative election battle bus.’

Bus

27 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘Don’t go! I promise I can change!’

Promise

27 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘“Brought to you using non-fossil fuels” — the bastards are virtue-signalling us.’

Desert

27 April 2017 1:00 pm

Kitchen Cluff

27 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘All our priests are busy at the moment but your confession is important to us…’

Confession Dredge

27 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘I packed the kids off to boot camp.’

Sent

27 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘It’s easier to manage and stops me being dragged about everywhere.’

Hair

27 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘He’s old school.’

Fish

27 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘I’m afraid you’ve got a progressive disease…’

Doctor

27 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘Not so much a “Don’t Know”, more a “Couldn’t Care Less”.’

Vote

27 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘It’s not you or me. It’s them!’

Live

27 April 2017 1:00 pm

Barometer

22 April 2017 9:00 am

Back to the Foot year This year’s election has been likened to that of 1983 when, under Michael Foot’s leadership,…

Let them eat hay

22 April 2017 9:00 am

From ‘What ails the House of Commons?’, 21 April 1917: Theoretically no horses kept for pleasure or sport ought to…

May’s manifesto

22 April 2017 9:00 am

Never has the Conservative party entered a general election campaign feeling more confident about victory. Much of that confidence is…

Letters

22 April 2017 9:00 am

Benedictine engagement Sir: Matthew Parris has missed the point (‘Give me the Anglican option’, 15 April). He compares Rod Dreher’s…

Portrait of the week

22 April 2017 9:00 am

Home Theresa May, the Prime Minister, having repeatedly said that there would be no election until 2020, surprised the nation…

‘That bleedin’ dog comes near me I won’t be responsible for my actions.’

Sheep

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘I’m just sharing my chocolates.’

Chocolate Grizelda

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

People watching

Nest

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘If we don’t agree with the result can we have another election?’

Election Thompson

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘On the bright side, we won’t make it to 8 June.’

Butterfly Newman

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘I preferred it when there was fake news.’

End Newman

20 April 2017 1:00 pm