The Spectator

Diversity Kipper

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘We can offer you downwards.’

Mobility Grizelda

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

Cavalry

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

Opposition Bernie

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘I knew I shouldn’t have bothered with this “internet of things” nonsense.’

Beast Royston

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘Sorry, this is a billionaires’ club – no millionaires allowed.’

Stop

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘Sorry to keep you, Mr Stanley. The earliest he can see you is Tuesday week.’

Stanley

20 April 2017 1:00 pm

Barometer

14 April 2017 11:00 pm

Cabin fodder British Airways proposes to stop serving free meals on long-haul flights. — Although passengers once took it for…

Parting on good terms

14 April 2017 11:00 pm

Many EU officials would like to present the Brexit negotiations as a case of one nervous member, weak at the…

Letters

14 April 2017 11:00 pm

On Pamela Harriman Sir: When it comes to grandes horizontales and naughty girls, I defer to Taki (High Life, 8…

Portrait of the Week

14 April 2017 11:00 pm

Home Boris Johnson, the Foreign Secretary, having cancelled a trip to Moscow over the Syrian poison gas incident, consulted other…

Where the Easter Island heads come from

RGJ Hatching

12 April 2017 1:00 pm

Thompson Party

12 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘No thanks — Mum brought us up on quinoa, chia seeds and kale

Paul Wood Witch

12 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘We’re digging a mega-basement with swimming pool and media room.’

Newman Babel

12 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘Signal from the President — a new foreign policy.’

Turner Indian

12 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘He’s at that awkward age.’

Percival Snails

12 April 2017 1:00 pm

Grizelda Elections

12 April 2017 1:00 pm

‘I sentence you to two weeks at Center Parcs in the middle of August, and may God have mercy on your soul.’

Bernie sentence

12 April 2017 1:00 pm

Barometer

8 April 2017 9:00 am

Nice littler earners Cressida Dick, the new Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police, will take a voluntary pay cut from £270,000…

Regressive Conservatism

8 April 2017 9:00 am

Jeremy Corbyn’s leadership of the Labour party is coming to resemble a drunk trying to get home on a bike.…

Letters

8 April 2017 9:00 am

All-round education Sir: While much of Ross Clark’s analysis of the direction that independent education has taken is spot on…

Portrait of the week

8 April 2017 9:00 am

Home Theresa May, the Prime Minister, visited Saudi Arabia without covering her hair, or even wearing a hat. Earlier, asked…

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6 April 2017 1:00 pm

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6 April 2017 1:00 pm