Sick, sad and confused
I feel tormented this week. I want to drink. I want to suck dick. I want to self-destruct. I’m fighting an…
Stuff woke. Be practical
There has been enough social commentary on our bushfire crisis and climate change to fill Lake Eyre, so I’ll refrain…
When journos join the thought police, God help us
Is 2019 the death of satire? Because it’s most definitely the death of comedy. A comedian’s role used to be…
Clem goes gooey over dead white male
Just when I think Clementine Ford couldn’t get any more hypocritical she has managed to outdo any previous effort. At…
Leunig and the loon brigade
The ‘martyr mother’ archetype sums up motherhood in 2019 succinctly. The outrage over Michael Leunig’s illustration ‘Phoney Love’ is proof…
This is bullying with help from a professional media manipulator, not news
Philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer once said, “compassion is the basis of morality.” Perhaps the Australian blue-tick warriors could learn something from…
A metaphor by any other name…
When did metaphors become offensive? Seriously? American billionaire and investment analyst, Ken Fisher is in deep shit for remarks he…
Pornography: neither a culprit nor a cop-out
Jaymes Todd, the Melbourne man given a life sentence last week for the cowardly rape and murder of Eurydice Dixon…
Sex and the Sydney stabbing: preach PC, print prurience
The good-girl-gone-bad narrative peddled by the Australian media following the stabbing murder of Sydney sex-worker Michaela Dunn last week —…
Nightmare feminism
#MeToo is like a malignant cancer that multiplies and spreads. It attacks the white blood cells. It attacks the immune…
Abortions are hell, but a woman’s choice to make
I’m sick of religious men carrying the torch for anti-abortion. Every woman in the world is entitled to have bodily…
I’ve got them Barnaby blues… not!
My house is flooded. The bathroom. The bedroom. The office. The laundry. Flooded with my tears for poverty-stricken Barnaby Joyce.…
L L BoJo
The fact that Boris Johnson is a seriously flawed scallywag is part of his charm. Like the rugged womanisers of…
Is there a Trump smear the left won’t stoop to?
Last week, the Channel Nine tabloids ran a column: Trump and Epstein partied and commented on women in 1992 video.…
Forget when Belle Gibson will get jail. When will her victims get justice?
When the Belle Gibson trial hit the news again recently all I was able to do was ‘watch on’ as…
Is Black Widow leading a fightback against wokeness in the arts?
Scarlett Johansson is in deep-shit again for raging against identity politics. In 2018, Johansson abandoned her starring role as a…
Wh-t the f-ck is going on with c-nsorship for sn-wflakes?
I’m not a fan of censored swear words in writing, particularly in books and columns. If you’re unable to swear with…
Who says a woman can’t win with a sugar daddy arrangement?
Recently, 60 minutes, aired a segment titled: The Secret World of Sugar Babies and Sugar Daddies. As one would expect…
It’s a strange, lonely world when you’re anti-euthanasia from experience
Being anti-euthanasia is most similar to being an outcast kid. Not only is one mocked, shamed and personally attacked. One…
Bring on the Barty party
It’s 1.51 am Melbourne time and Ashleigh Barty has just made history — winning the French Open and bringing home…
The Melbourne accused: tragic, but not the Australian everyman
The four men charged with the four alleged murders of women that have rocked Melbourne in recent months share some…
Let me feel your pain (so I can claim it as mine)
Since Scott Morrison’s election victory on Saturday night, TV personality Lisa Wilkinson, has penned a virtue-signalling column for 10Daily, titled…
Handsome is as handsome does, Handsome Her
Last year, Handsome Her (a misandrist vegan cafe based in Melbourne) hosted an event titled: Can You Be A Feminist…
Why can’t Australian politics produce a Cicciolina?
The lead-up to the election? A third-rate circus. I mean, what would Italian politician and porn star Ilona Staller (aka…
Would you leave your children with Clementine Ford?
Lock up your sons and daughters! Allen & Unwin have just announced they are ‘thrilled’ to be publishing a junior…
