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Royal Ascot
It’s time to scuttle under a rock if you are a Folkestone or Cornish crab: 7,000 of them will be…
Cameron's sinister purge of the posh
Should employees be judged by their parents’ income?
Voting in? You have the blood of Spanish bulls on your hands
Britain’s animals would be solidly for Leave. Here’s why
Generation Snowflake: how we train our kids to be censorious cry-babies
We’re training our children to be thin-skinned, censorious and belligerently entitled
Warning: there’s a plague of fake blue plaques
One of the great distinctions and pleasures of British life has been devalued by cheap imitations
One night in the backwoods
The man I met in the moose-hunters' bar, and what happened between us
What do we gain by burning ivory?
Burning stockpiles of ivory was meant to wipe out poaching. After nearly 30 years, is it working?
The saddest, most romantic view in Britain
Is there a more forlornly romantic spot in Britain than the moors east of Inverness where the Jacobite dream died?…
Brodie Castle
Is there a more forlornly romantic spot in Britain than the moors east of Inverness where the Jacobite dream died?…
Brexit, George Osborne, and the art of post-factual politics
The Chancellor and PM are using every dirty trick in the Blairite book to win a Remain vote
It’s time to kill James Bond
After six decades, it’s time we were done with 007
François Hollande has found a shameful saviour
France’s president is looking more hopeless than ever. But French politics is such a mess that he’ll probably survive
How the 'dating apocalypse' led me to vajazzle my armpits
Why I went looking for love in the armpits of strange men
The great EU power trap
What British ‘influence’ and EU ‘power’ really mean
Manchester isn’t oppressed, Andy Burnham – it’s wildly overrated
Manchester isn’t downtrodden, whatever Andy Burnham says. Quite the opposite, in fact
A beautiful place to die: Italy and the Romantic poets
People can be mightily protective of their Romantic poets. When I worked at the Keats Shelley House, overlooking the Spanish…
The Romantic poets
People can be mightily protective of their Romantic poets. When I worked at the Keats Shelley House, overlooking the Spanish…
Think Americans are angry now? Wait until Hillary’s in charge
What to expect if – when – a second Clinton finally hacks her way to the top
To a Turkish president
There was a young fellow from Ankara Who was a terrific wankera Till he sowed his wild oats With the…
Jeeves and a Man called The Donald
A story about Bertie Wooster and a man called The Donald, with apologies to P.G. Wodehouse
Sorry, Bono, but ‘hyper-nationalists’ aren’t running Poland
Poland is furiously divided – but it’s not in the grip of ‘hyper-nationalism’
Labour must stop feeling repulsed by the idea of Englishness
My party needs to stop being scared of patriotism
The London prep school circuit is a horrible racket
Prep schools are a soul-sapping waste of money
Facebook has a special vomiting emoji for the corrupt leaders of Brazil
Ipanema, Brazil Another Sunday night, yet another episode of Game of Thrones drowned out by pot-banging and angry folk yelling…
A top criminal lawyer’s guide to cocaine
Drug-taking is less glamorous when you know how the trade really works
