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In-depth analysis of the day’s news, plus stories and gossip from Australian politics.

Miserable Ghost: a rite of passage for former Prime Ministers

16 May 2022 4:00 am

What was the label that Malcom Turnbull gave to former Prime Ministers Kevin Rudd and Tony Abbott after being ousted…

The NSW Department of Education must be held accountable

15 May 2022 12:30 pm

Here I was thinking the Covid madness was finally over, but gosh I should have known better than to imagine bureaucrats would…

The strong stink of an election on the nose

15 May 2022 9:00 am

The Liberals cannot be trusted to control Australia without adult supervision, but to replace them with an ALP/Green/ABC/Teal government would…

Will Australia vote for freedom?

15 May 2022 6:00 am

Freedom marches popped up across Australia in capital cities ahead of next week’s federal election. The messages written on their…

Nuclear: a powerful future

14 May 2022 12:00 pm

As a Merchant Navy navigator, I knew the range and durability of my ship were intrinsically limited to the fuel…

The spirit of conservative vision

14 May 2022 9:00 am

One of the principal election strategies employed by Scott Morrison is the argument that Anthony Albanese and the Labor Party…

TweedleScomo and TweedleAlbo

14 May 2022 6:00 am

As we watch our present Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, and the man who seeks to replace him, Anthony Albanese, crisscross…

Fifty shades of Covid

13 May 2022 4:00 pm

[Calm down, it’s satire.] She slowly slipped her mask down and removed her gloves. Then lowered her second mask. That…

To ‘crush and colonise’

13 May 2022 2:00 pm

The Russians may well love their children too, but many of their views about their war on Ukraine span a…

Will the ripples from Roe v. Wade reach Australia?

13 May 2022 1:30 pm

An American journalist, Caroline Reilly, re-tweeted a New York Times report of the firebombing of a Wisconsin anti-abortion headquarters, together with…

Courage, fantasy, and the arc of autocracy

13 May 2022 12:00 pm

Andriy Melnyk is the Ukrainian ambassador to Berlin. In early May he demanded the German Chancellor, Olaf Scholz, respond to…

Leadership delegated is leadership lost

13 May 2022 9:00 am

Is anyone else old enough to remember when any corporate, political, or education leader, said something memorable? Something that left…

Vaccine coercion turns voters off the majors

13 May 2022 4:00 am

Australians who have felt coerced into vaccination will spurn the major parties on election day, data suggests. Instead, their vote…

The pregnant man emoji and other absurdities

12 May 2022 4:00 pm

The world was recently stunned to hear a US Supreme Court nominee tell the Senate what ‘progress’ it was to…

Rich Uncle Albo’s shared equity nightmare

12 May 2022 2:00 pm

For the worst-crafted, most ineffectual policy of this election campaign it would be hard to go past Rich Uncle Albo’s…

Inflation for dummies

12 May 2022 12:00 pm

My party, the Liberal Democrats, has far more nerdy economists among its members than any other party. It seems low…

Fiscal vandalism alive and well in ‘Danistan’

12 May 2022 9:00 am

Dodgy Labor Party politicking and fiscal vandalism are the enduring hallmarks of Daniel Andrews’ leftist government which, in just six…

The fallacious Fauci flips

12 May 2022 4:00 am

Why haven’t they fired Dr Anthony Fauci?  Although Fauci had been given the task of leading America – and by…

Waiter, can I get some more ‘Anglican’ in this activism?

11 May 2022 2:00 pm

In what sense is an Anglican school that rejects Anglican teaching in order to keep non-Anglican families happy still an…

Morrison’s ‘pitch and miss’ to small business

11 May 2022 12:00 pm

Last week Morrison made his pitch for the small business vote. It fell dead flat. That’s strange really. If you…

We get the politicians we deserve

11 May 2022 9:00 am

Can our leaders really reduce the price of lettuce? That and other pie in the sky expectations were canvassed in…

Men need our support

11 May 2022 4:00 am

Over twenty years ago, Federal Member of Parliament Greg Wilton took his own life. The tragedy was the culmination of a…

The politics of an energy dystopia

10 May 2022 2:00 pm

We are seeing unprecedented prices in the Australian gas and electricity wholesale markets. The first five days of May saw…

Depp v. Heard: trials and tribulations

10 May 2022 12:00 pm

If you are interested in litigation and court cases, your latest obsession is the Johnny Depp v. Amber Heard trial……

Get wet, end up drowned

10 May 2022 11:00 am

Soggy Liberals under attack from the Climate 200 mob have no one to blame except themselves. They walked out into…