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In-depth analysis of the day’s news, plus stories and gossip from Australian politics.

The centre-right cannot hold

8 June 2021 6:04 pm

With apologies to WB Yeats and Joan Didion, the lost, snookered souls of the Australian electorate are now slouching, not…

How to win the Ashes using cancel culture

8 June 2021 4:06 pm

The suspension of English cricketer Ollie Robinson for poor form – not on the field but on Twitter — should…

While we were sleeping, New Zealand has lost a democracy

8 June 2021 2:35 pm

Jacinda Ardern believes New Zealand will become a republic.  It’s all right, though, because she’s not in a hurry. But…

Curious… The woker it gets, the greater the ADF’s PR problems

8 June 2021 1:01 pm

As the inimitable Sir Humphrey Appleby once opined, “Minister, two basic rules of government: Never look into anything you don’t…

Victorians need an alternative government

8 June 2021 4:00 am

If there is one thing that to be learned from NSW in the last 18 months, it is the fact…

Trans activists are stepping up their war on women

7 June 2021 7:16 pm

First, they came for the Christians and I complained a bit, then they came for the lesbians and I was…

Scott Morrison stands for nothing – and his kitchen cabinet thinks it’s great

7 June 2021 6:04 pm

The Spec Oz has been warning about this. Now it’s official. Scott Morrison stands for nothing. The Sun-Herald and Sunday…

Princess Annastacia versus the little people

7 June 2021 4:16 pm

The Queensland government is denying vaccinated parents of a newborn the right to see their baby while, at the same…

Trolling the Queen

7 June 2021 2:18 pm

The Ginger and the Whinger have welcomed a daughter into the world, Lilibet “Lili” Diana Mountbatten-Windsor. We should all be…

Twitter now claims to be an essential human right

7 June 2021 12:06 pm

Where to start?  Twitter outdid itself over the weekend when it ditched any semblance of modesty and decided to identify…

The Dan Show

7 June 2021 4:00 am

Strap on your masks and break out the hand sanitiser – The Dan Show is back for a fourth season, sans Dan!   Debuting…

My daddy issues

6 June 2021 12:49 pm

Prince Harry wants to talk about his childhood and work out whom to blame. So do I. I grew-up in Mount Waverley and they really were…

A harsh lesson for our university chiefs

4 June 2021 4:13 pm

Education Minister Alan Tudge gave a speech at the annual Universities Australia conference yesterday. Here is how the AFR education editor described what…

Another cock up from their ABC

4 June 2021 2:13 pm

If a story would not stand up in court, it should not be published.   It certainly should not be published…

‘Crackpot’ lab leak theory suddenly ‘feasible’

4 June 2021 12:00 pm

What a difference a year makes. Sir Richard Dearlove, the MI6 chief (‘C’) from 1999 to 2004, was first interviewed on the UK’s excellent Planet Normal podcast almost exactly a year ago. His…

Being in opposition is awesome (really)

4 June 2021 4:00 am

If you ever catch a cuppa with an Australian federal or state politician who is out of government and in…

What are the odds of a politician saying something sensible about sharks?

3 June 2021 7:23 pm

For the first time in five years, an Australian politician has acknowledged a bleeding obvious fact about the way we…

‘Sweaty men have touched that ball’: South Australia’s special corona craziness

3 June 2021 5:00 pm

Every cloud has a silver lining, and corona craziness is providing a unique insight into how the nawabs of nannying,…

Sesame creep

3 June 2021 3:26 pm

Just because it’s Gay Pride Month—yep, there’s so many varieties on the LBTIQ+ spectrum they couldn’t just have one day—in…

Their ABC fails the objectivity test on Aboriginal history

3 June 2021 12:12 pm

According to its Code of Practice, the ABC “has a statutory duty to ensure that the gathering and presentation of…

China’s concerning Covid diplomacy

3 June 2021 4:00 am

Covid-19 has so far caused the deaths of near three and a half million globally and led to significant social and…

Is ‘voluntary assisted dying’ in Queensland really going to remain voluntary or safe?

2 June 2021 5:58 pm

The Queensland Voluntary Assisted Dying Bill 2021, and reports that the Queensland Government will include mental suffering as a criterion,…

How to avoid coronavirus? Duck and cover

2 June 2021 4:11 pm

Not content with her discovery of the elusive “pizza box” strain of coronavirus, South Australia’s chief public health officer Nicola…

Why we’re slipping behind in the world game

2 June 2021 1:48 pm

Soccer is one of the most popular amateur sports in Australia.  Out of the shadow of Covid-19, we’re expecting a…

The ABC does a Billy Snedden

2 June 2021 12:21 pm

The late Liberal leader Billy Snedden is well-known for his declaration after the 1974 election “We were not beaten. We…