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In-depth analysis of the day’s news, plus stories and gossip from Australian politics.

Princess Annastacia versus the little people

7 June 2021 4:16 pm

The Queensland government is denying vaccinated parents of a newborn the right to see their baby while, at the same…

Trolling the Queen

7 June 2021 2:18 pm

The Ginger and the Whinger have welcomed a daughter into the world, Lilibet “Lili” Diana Mountbatten-Windsor. We should all be…

Twitter now claims to be an essential human right

7 June 2021 12:06 pm

Where to start?  Twitter outdid itself over the weekend when it ditched any semblance of modesty and decided to identify…

The Dan Show

7 June 2021 4:00 am

Strap on your masks and break out the hand sanitiser – The Dan Show is back for a fourth season, sans Dan!   Debuting…

My daddy issues

6 June 2021 12:49 pm

Prince Harry wants to talk about his childhood and work out whom to blame. So do I. I grew-up in Mount Waverley and they really were…

A harsh lesson for our university chiefs

4 June 2021 4:13 pm

Education Minister Alan Tudge gave a speech at the annual Universities Australia conference yesterday. Here is how the AFR education editor described what…

Another cock up from their ABC

4 June 2021 2:13 pm

If a story would not stand up in court, it should not be published.   It certainly should not be published…

‘Crackpot’ lab leak theory suddenly ‘feasible’

4 June 2021 12:00 pm

What a difference a year makes. Sir Richard Dearlove, the MI6 chief (‘C’) from 1999 to 2004, was first interviewed on the UK’s excellent Planet Normal podcast almost exactly a year ago. His…

Being in opposition is awesome (really)

4 June 2021 4:00 am

If you ever catch a cuppa with an Australian federal or state politician who is out of government and in…

What are the odds of a politician saying something sensible about sharks?

3 June 2021 7:23 pm

For the first time in five years, an Australian politician has acknowledged a bleeding obvious fact about the way we…

‘Sweaty men have touched that ball’: South Australia’s special corona craziness

3 June 2021 5:00 pm

Every cloud has a silver lining, and corona craziness is providing a unique insight into how the nawabs of nannying,…

Sesame creep

3 June 2021 3:26 pm

Just because it’s Gay Pride Month—yep, there’s so many varieties on the LBTIQ+ spectrum they couldn’t just have one day—in…

Their ABC fails the objectivity test on Aboriginal history

3 June 2021 12:12 pm

According to its Code of Practice, the ABC “has a statutory duty to ensure that the gathering and presentation of…

China’s concerning Covid diplomacy

3 June 2021 4:00 am

Covid-19 has so far caused the deaths of near three and a half million globally and led to significant social and…

Is ‘voluntary assisted dying’ in Queensland really going to remain voluntary or safe?

2 June 2021 5:58 pm

The Queensland Voluntary Assisted Dying Bill 2021, and reports that the Queensland Government will include mental suffering as a criterion,…

How to avoid coronavirus? Duck and cover

2 June 2021 4:11 pm

Not content with her discovery of the elusive “pizza box” strain of coronavirus, South Australia’s chief public health officer Nicola…

Why we’re slipping behind in the world game

2 June 2021 1:48 pm

Soccer is one of the most popular amateur sports in Australia.  Out of the shadow of Covid-19, we’re expecting a…

The ABC does a Billy Snedden

2 June 2021 12:21 pm

The late Liberal leader Billy Snedden is well-known for his declaration after the 1974 election “We were not beaten. We…

Marxism has taken over Christianity

2 June 2021 4:00 am

Australia cannot ignore reality any longer: an unhealthy relationship has formed between Marxist activism and the Christian church. Whether it…

The fantasy prediction of 510,000 deaths

1 June 2021 6:33 pm

In the evidence he gave to the British parliament on 26 May, Boris Johnson’s former chief of staff Dominic Cummings…

ABC 7.30: ‘Underwhelming – on any measure’

1 June 2021 5:00 pm

High paid ABC TV current affairs presenter, Leigh Sales, likes nothing more than rattling off carefully compiled, pre-prepared questions to…

Is this really about Israel?

1 June 2021 3:30 pm

The reignition of Israeli-Palestinian conflict was as inevitable as it is tragic. Following the prompts of mainstream media, the world’s…

Fight to win or don’t fight at all

1 June 2021 2:00 pm

Here are a few quick thoughts on the Christian Porter saga.  First, though, let me say bluntly what regular SpecOz…

Lockdown IV: The Victorian government can’t evade the law

1 June 2021 12:03 pm

Why is it that Victorians, perhaps more specifically Melburnians, are having such a bad time with Covid in comparison to the other states? Why is this fourth lockdown occurring?  Already…

ScoMo and Josh’s irrational exuberance

1 June 2021 4:00 am

Last week the Australian Bureau of Statistics released figures showing new private capital expenditure rose 6.3 per cent in the…