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In-depth analysis of the day’s news, plus stories and gossip from Australian politics.

How the left can’t let Trump die – while wishing death upon him

12 February 2021 4:08 pm

US media continues to be gripped by Trump derangement syndrome with Thursday’s New York Times breathlessly reporting a non-story about…

Ah, Daniel Andrews, you’ve done it again

12 February 2021 1:46 pm

Melbourne’s famed Brunetti’s pasticcerie turn out the most exquisite pastries and cakes, but their decor resembles that of a Las…

Double standards Dan strikes again

12 February 2021 11:22 am

They say if the Left did not have double standards, they would have no standards at all. Time and time…

The economy is stuffed full of stimulants – and so are too many business commentators

12 February 2021 4:00 am

It is results season in Australian capital markets, This is the time of year listed companies delivery their half or…

The cult of cryptocurrency

11 February 2021 7:28 pm

The first rule of Crypto Club: You constantly talk about Crypto Club.   The second rule of Crypto Club: You constantly talk about Crypto Club.  How do you…

Did Eddie resign or was it the Pope?

11 February 2021 5:50 pm

ABC TV news viewers this week could have been excused for thinking the Papacy had been suddenly vacated.   Fully…

A good day for Peter Ridd - and free speech

11 February 2021 2:01 pm

A potentially crucial blow for academic freedom and free speech has been struck today, with the High Court granting former…

Don’t mention ‘breastmilk’, let alone ‘mothers’. It’s oppressive

11 February 2021 1:14 pm

Welcome to 2021 where we can no longer talk about “breastfeeding”. The women’s lobby, of course, spent years trying to…

No, the climate wars aren’t over

11 February 2021 4:00 am

For over a dozen years, shills in the media and among the subsidy-seekers have been declaring the ‘climate wars’ to…

The Bizarro World of coronavirus death stats

10 February 2021 7:36 pm

Some years ago, Marvel Comics gave us Bizarro World. In Bizarro World, everything was the opposite of what it should…

Who loves the WHO?

10 February 2021 5:10 pm

What are the odds of the WHO investigators discovering the actual origins of the Covid-19 virus? Even if the investigation team had been there a year ago, when the pandemic was just…

James Packer’s slipped Crown: a victim of sleaze – and snobbery

10 February 2021 3:57 pm

Melbourne legend tells that days before Crown Casino opened senior police visited the next largest gambling place in town, a…

Net zero jobs by 2050?

10 February 2021 2:33 pm

Australian farmers will hardly sleep easy with the assurance of the President of the Australian Council of Trade Unions Michele O’Neil that…

Albo almost gets it right while Bowen blows hard

10 February 2021 1:08 pm

Labor Leader Anthony Albanese has told The Australian: A government I lead will always respect the central importance of successful…

Eddie McGuire: only a fool feeds the woke beast and thinks it will not devour him

10 February 2021 11:01 am

Collingwood Football Club President Eddie McGuire played the woke game for years but he could not outrun it. Yesterday he…

Putting the Voice in the Constitution: a dangerous move

10 February 2021 4:00 am

Recently, The Australian has run a series of articles, six at least, pushing the idea of the Indigenous Voice to Parliament. …

EXCLUSIVE: Church set to defy Daniel Andrews’ conversion laws

9 February 2021 8:34 pm

The Presbyterian Church of Australia stands poised to defy Daniel Andrews controversial ‘Change or Suppression Practices Bill’, passed last week.   As…

Capitol Hill: call that a coup?

9 February 2021 6:31 pm

To understand how far short the Capitol Hill riot falls of any serious standard for insurrection one only needs to…

The UN decrees ‘There’s no wrong way to be a woman”

9 February 2021 4:37 pm

It’s not for nothing that the United Nations entity for women is called UN Women. They do, after all, spend…

Using political logic, quarantines, border closures and lockdowns may never end

9 February 2021 2:40 pm

The recent knee-jerk lockdown has sparked more discussion about the ‘value’ of a human life. Yes, it may sound callous to put a price on life; yet we…

If business is paying back JobKeeper windfalls, what about the bureaucrats and their bonuses?

9 February 2021 1:04 pm

JobKeeper. JobSeeker. Job destroyer. Well, the mob has spoken.  Those businesses who legally and correctly accessed the Job keeper scheme,…

Why we must fix the feral Tax Office

9 February 2021 4:00 am

When underhand, commercial bullying happens in the private sector, there is righteous community uproar. Regulators investigate. Even Royal Commissions can…

Wokespeak: a pocket guide

8 February 2021 5:30 pm

With the ascendency of Joe Biden and the rise of Leftism around the Western world, it is vital that every…

Introducing a wonderful new news service, Google Boring

8 February 2021 4:15 pm

While the federal government makes threatening noises at Google and Facebook, egged on by legacy media outlets in what will…

Mark McGowan versus the world

8 February 2021 1:52 pm

It’s been an eventful week in Western Australia. When I say ‘eventful, I don’t mean ‘fun’ eventful – I mean ‘what…