Flat White

In-depth analysis of the day’s news, plus stories and gossip from Australian politics.

How white was my tele

19 August 2020 4:00 pm

Racism is a diverse creature. It survives as a pilot-fish ideology that attaches itself to human civilisation, suckled at the…

Clive Palmer: the unlikely canary in the coalmine

19 August 2020 2:00 pm

In 2002, Geoff Gallop’s Labor government in Western Australia entered into a state agreement with Mineralogy, Clive Palmer’s company, for…

What’s a hammer and sickle on a campaign office wall among friends?

19 August 2020 12:13 pm

Be careful what you put on your office walls – or at least where you take your photographs: A small icon…

It’s on: we’ve triggered an official OHS investigation of Victoria’s hotel quarantine farce

19 August 2020 10:00 am

Yesterday, on behalf of Self Employed Australia, I wrote to the Victorian WorkCover Authority requesting them to investigate the Covid-19…

Public administration in New South Wales and Victoria has failed us

19 August 2020 8:11 am

Between them nearly three-quarters of a million people earn their living from the public purse in Australia’s two largest States.…

Will generation lockdown write good history?

18 August 2020 5:41 pm

Twenty-first century history is being made each day. The news is full of statue-toppling anarchists and clueless looters, politicians making…

What’s woke this week (or racist)?

18 August 2020 2:18 pm

Another week, more rounds of ‘Ring a ring a racist’. Pick a subject, any subject and it’s probably made an…

Daniel Andrews is openly using the corona crisis against non-unionised workers

18 August 2020 5:00 am

You start to worry that democracy in Victoria is under threat. It’s one thing for government to impose curfews, massive…

The miracle of coronavirus: 350 flu deaths for July 2019, just one in July 2020

17 August 2020 6:04 pm

We have become trapped in a political and media fear narrative that exaggerates the risks of COVID and creates highly…

“My name is Karen, I’m from Queensland and I’m here to help…”

17 August 2020 3:00 pm

Former prime minister Karen Rudd will lead a new government agency to approve cartoons before they go to print. Mr…

Fact checking finds ABC’s Fact Check un-factual

17 August 2020 12:06 pm

As small businesses close their doors forever, right across the country, the(ir) ABC still continues with the chorus of “Brother,…

A reminder: government can’t save everyone and everything.

17 August 2020 5:00 am

As a collective, Australians generally dislike the government involving itself unnecessarily in our daily lives and expanding the ever-growing influence…

Why stop at ending HECS-HELP for failing students? Give the universities some skin in the game

16 August 2020 2:23 pm

Some students have accumulated hundreds of thousands of dollars in student debt without obtaining a qualification. In response, the government…

Hello. I’m a smiling bureaucrat. Would you like to be patronised? Let me patronise you…

16 August 2020 10:52 am

Hello. Are you an idiot? Would you like me to treat you like an idiot? Are you under 10? Would…

Beneath the mask

16 August 2020 5:00 am

With mask-wearing obligatory and restrictions in our movements, we sink further into ourselves.  This is not necessarily a bad thing;…

Not so accidental guerillas: how to counter the modern rioter

15 August 2020 5:23 pm

“They sayin’ Black Lives Matter and all this stuff,” he said. “But man, you’re hurting the black community.” These are the…

In which the Mad F–king Witches jump the shark…

14 August 2020 6:06 pm

Up the sisterhood? Solidarity forever? Beyond question, at the appropriate juncture, in due course, in the fullness of time? Up…

Want to fix coronavirus unemployment? First, fix industrial relations regulation

14 August 2020 5:05 pm

Industrial relations regulation in Australia is too prescriptive and complex, and disempowers both employers and individual workers trying to strengthen…

Fair suck of the sauce bottle, Kev. That’s not racist

14 August 2020 3:00 pm

Is Kevin Rudd really stupid, as he expects us to believe? Or is he just a rank opportunist who manipulates…

Axe HECS-HELP for failing students? Why not? Universities are supposed to be about learning

14 August 2020 12:57 pm

Yesterday, Dan Tehan announced a Federal Government plan for first-year university students to lose government funding if they fail more…

Pirate Pete needs a tinfoil bandanna

14 August 2020 10:59 am

Poor Pirate Pete. His progressive poll on who the populace think will be the next US President produced a perplexing…

Don’t trendy economic types believe catastrophe is good for the economy? Why are they silent now?

14 August 2020 5:00 am

It is the Keynesians who believe that disasters are good for economic growth. They have suggested that events such as…

Finally, systemic racism in the maternity ward has been brought to public attention

13 August 2020 6:06 pm

Last Ship, Nightflyers and Queen & Slim star Jodie Turner-Smith gave birth at home rather than in a hospital because…

Why not let vets carry out euthanasia? Another day at the office and all that…

13 August 2020 3:55 pm

There were a lot of happy people mid-July when Queensland’s Crime and Corruption Commission announced another investigation into the actions…

A new pragmatism, not old dogma, is needed to tackle economic corona catastrophe

13 August 2020 1:52 pm

Startling figures from the Australian Bureau of Statistics give us a taste of the poison that is COVID-19 on our…