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In-depth analysis of the day’s news, plus stories and gossip from Australian politics.

Victorians are wising up: Dictator Dan is a Dictator Dud

14 September 2020 6:19 pm

Anyone familiar with George Orwell’s 1984 and the strategies used by the dictator Big Brother to subjugate citizens and enforce control will…

Why we should be worried by China’s Overseas Key Individual Database

14 September 2020 2:56 pm

Until recently, Australians and their governments have believed that it doesn’t matter what values are held by the nations and…

Is this man a COVID criminal?

14 September 2020 1:31 pm

The Melbourne Age has a cute little piece of “keep calm and carry on” COVID semi-whimsy today: Every weekday, about…

The CFMMEU’s dirty little secret

14 September 2020 11:18 am

There’s a rather clever ad kicking around featuring a naked miner, holding his work hat over his genitals, accusing the…

Danandrewstan and the death of Melbourne, explained

14 September 2020 5:00 am

What's really going on in Victoria? Gideon Rozner wrote this primer for an American audience, but it deserves to be read across Australia - and the world.

Why do our governments favour sharks over swimmers and surfers?

13 September 2020 6:14 pm

There was a tragic story last week of the surfer killed by a 3.5-metre great white shark at Greenmount Beach,…

All rise for the National Anthem of Danandrewstan (or else)

13 September 2020 3:52 pm

Big black suits In their jackboots Are coming down the aisles. Big black suits In their jackboots Are spinning off…

Biden-Harris, Harris-Biden: the epitome of post-truth politics

13 September 2020 1:00 pm

The endgame isn’t Donald Trump. With the Democratic Convention coronation complete and campaigning underway, It’s Biden-Harris; America’s Seinfeld ticket, a…

Labor ideology is killing Victorian businesses, jobs – and hope

13 September 2020 5:00 am

The Victorian Labor Government’s entrenched anti-business ideology is costing tens of thousands of jobs and killing hope.  This ramshackle group…

Do you want to know what’s truly “disgusting and demeaning”, Ms Palaszczuk

12 September 2020 4:32 pm

Few people could know what it’s like to be bullied by the Prime Minister of Australia. But I imagine it’s…

The ethical collapse of Victoria’s government

12 September 2020 1:45 pm

On Wednesday I said on the IPA’s Looking Forward Podcast that in Victoria the key democratic institutions are being destroyed by the…

Footballers in, desperate Australians who want to see dying loved ones? How do you help us win the election?

11 September 2020 4:24 pm

Only the ‘compassionate’ left on Twitter could trend #ScottyTheBully as a defensive response to the cruel, heartless Annastacia Palaszczuk and…

Five vital steps to restore confidence in corona case calculations

11 September 2020 3:03 pm

The calculation error in COVID-19 projections made by the Peter Doherty Institute and incorporated into the National Cabinet response revealed…

Borderline decisions

11 September 2020 1:11 pm

On June 14, 1883, a momentous event took place on the border between New South Wales and Victoria. The opening…

Victoria Police, RUOK?

11 September 2020 11:24 am

Victoria Police – not content with their heavy handed enforcement of Covid-19 restrictions – are now trolling the public on…

The great Liberal death wish

11 September 2020 5:00 am

How much can a koala bear? Well, we’ll soon find out in New South Wales as the Nationals are threatening…

Nobody expected the Transgender Inquisition

10 September 2020 7:18 pm

Nobody expected the Transgender Inquisition! Nonetheless, it is well and truly underway. Tasmanian Liberal Claire Chandler last week warned the…

There’s no koala crisis in NSW, just the Liberal left’s shameful shopping for soft green votes

10 September 2020 3:01 pm

Our Black Summer proved two things beyond doubt: The unprecedented fires were a consequence of the unprecedented accumulation of explosive…

It’s almost as if the Academy focus-grouped how to make the public hate the Oscars more

10 September 2020 1:00 pm

I will continue to not watch the Academy Awards after it was announced this week that inclusion, rather than artistic…

Our threatening K-shaped corona recovery

10 September 2020 11:31 am

Australia is emerging from the COVID-19 lockdown measures not as one, but two separate nations comprised of the economic, cultural…

Where is honesty in the discussion around male suicide?

10 September 2020 5:00 am

Enough.  Enough excuses.  Enough avoidance.  And enough of the pitiful pretence that throwing money at mental health is going to…

The increasing threat of delegated legislation – legislation put above the power of parliament

9 September 2020 7:12 pm

“It’s probably a bit unusual for me to be in agreement with the IPA,” said Labor Senator Kim Carr. “I…

Mental health: recognition, reaching out – and responsibility

9 September 2020 6:03 pm

That Australians’ attitudes to mental health have been transformed is true. That we need to further match increased actions to…

EXCLUSIVE: How to perform Dan Andrews’ ‘supercomputer’ modelling on your own laptop

9 September 2020 3:05 pm

Much has been made of the modelling now underlying Daniel Andrews’ COVID roadmap — after all, in the words of the Premier…

Daniel Andrews is driven by computer modelling, not real life experience – and it shows

9 September 2020 1:00 pm

It’s obvious Chairman Dan has never had a real job and learned nothing from his father who once sold produce at…