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In-depth analysis of the day’s news, plus stories and gossip from Australian politics.

Dismembering diplomacy’s fourth wall

13 November 2018 4:12 pm

Strange things happen at international embassies all the time. In 1984 a female British police officer was shot from the…

Bye-bye White Ribbon?

13 November 2018 12:01 pm

Word is White Ribbon is in trouble. The Australian reports it’s in a “parlous” financial state. The annual report is…

Transgender: the great transgression

13 November 2018 7:44 am

Let’s face it, being transgender is the new black. Simply being homosexual is so last year. So much so, in…

The Mark & Malcolm show

12 November 2018 8:50 pm

Harold Macmillan, British Tory prime minister, asked by a journalist what had caused the downfall of his government reputedly responded,…

Deport the terrorists – and their families too

12 November 2018 4:12 pm

If our existing laws can not protect us from harm, we must make new ones that can. Terrorists, even those…

Terror and our hopeless optimism

12 November 2018 1:01 pm

The ninth of November will live on in the history of Melbourne as yet another tainted date, a day that…

Clementine Ford is a big fat hypocrite

12 November 2018 10:49 am

The face of hypocrisy in Australia is Clementine Ford. Ford will put forward an argument, then contradict herself through her…

Anne Aly: expert in political opportunism

11 November 2018 7:10 pm

It is now well known how Labor MP Anne Aly has been highly critical of Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s response…

EXCLUSIVE: The bureaucrats desecrating our diggers’ graves

11 November 2018 4:25 pm

Today, we mark the one-hundredth anniversary of the signing of the armistice which brought an end to the First World…

The word you’ve been looking for? Objectivism

9 November 2018 3:27 pm

There’s something darkly appealing about the whole spectacle of contemporary politics. The distinct magnetism of the performative theatrics, the moral…

The week in misandry

9 November 2018 11:25 am

A quick peek at what’s going on the flip side of feminism – where it’s all about women. A woman…

Victoria votes: short termism rules, OK?

9 November 2018 8:01 am

Now a fortnight in, and the Victorian election campaign was all but cancelled for lack of interest this week.  The…

What’s so bad about negative gearing?

8 November 2018 4:33 pm

As Scott Morrison tours the Queensland coastline, his mind is most probably wandering across a range of policies that he…

Kristallnacht in Canberra

8 November 2018 2:42 pm

Peter Witting of Yarralumla, Canberra, 10 years old in 1938, remembered leading his nine-year-old sister to school, past destroyed shops…

The Donald is MEGA: Making Earth Great Again

8 November 2018 12:06 pm

President Trump may not have had as a great success at the midterms as his diehard fans predicted, winning some…

Welcome to Rainbow Academy?

8 November 2018 7:00 am

It seems that there are a significant number of people who are upset at the principals of thirty-four Anglican schools…

Victoria’s secret

7 November 2018 5:52 pm

Our federal parliamentarians – even Labor, since this is new territory – have been caught off-guard by reports that Victorian…

Are we really still the economic wonder down under?

7 November 2018 1:26 pm

Australia continues to gain international recognition for its exemplary economic performance and to be highlighted as a case study in…

Winning huge with The Donald

7 November 2018 4:00 am

It is likely President Trump will record an unprecedented success in the midterm elections. Mid-term elections invariably go against the…

Qantas, Virgin and the difference between virtue-signalling and virtue

6 November 2018 6:21 pm

A war of words has erupted around Virgin’s announcement that they would give ex-servicemen and women priority boarding and in-flight…

“What if women went on a sex strike before the midterms?”

6 November 2018 12:01 pm

…and no one noticed? After the “Grab them by the ballot” nude photo shoot by “a diverse group of 10 Vermont women”, with…

Filly follies

6 November 2018 9:37 am

KILL ALL FEMINISTS. ALL FEMINISTS MUST DIE. KILL ALL FEMINISTS. ALL FEMINISTS MUST DIE. I DIPPED A QUILL IN A…

Ballot-breakers

5 November 2018 5:46 pm

Whoever thought of this is a terrible person. I don’t even think it is a 4chan prank: A diverse group…

Thank you for your slogan, Virgin, but I’ll pass

5 November 2018 1:07 pm

“Calling all passengers with children and all defence members and military veterans, you may board now,” announced the heavily made-up,…

Goodbye old blue-ribbons, hello new heartland

5 November 2018 9:48 am

The Liberal Party’s dramatic loss in the Wentworth by-election last month reveals an irreconcilable philosophical divide within the Party. Self-styled…