I didn’t fancy the hotel breakfast, so I wandered into Arles old town looking for a café. The weather and…

I didn’t fancy the hotel breakfast, so I wandered into Arles old town looking for a café. The weather and…

‘Look at them, they’re all fat,’ he said. I’d slowed the car to allow four children to cross the zebra…

‘Look at them, they’re all fat,’ he said. I’d slowed the car to allow four children to cross the zebra…

There were six of us round the table to celebrate Trafalgar Day. We ate the same dinner served to Her…

There were six of us round the table to celebrate Trafalgar Day. We ate the same dinner served to Her…

In 1999 I went to the doctor about the impotence. Don’t worry, he said. I have good news for you.…

In 1999 I went to the doctor about the impotence. Don’t worry, he said. I have good news for you.…

In 1999 I went to the doctor about the impotence. Don’t worry, he said. I have good news for you.…

Six months ago Sally was living in a third floor flat in Glasgow. Then she was thrown into the back…

Six months ago Sally was living in a third floor flat in Glasgow. Then she was thrown into the back…

The first and only time I went to a meeting of Sex Addicts Anonymous, this chap stood up and gave…

The first and only time I went to a meeting of Sex Addicts Anonymous, this chap stood up and gave…

I stood in front of the mirror in the £61-a-night hotel room in Paddington, buttoned my polyester dinner jacket and…

I stood in front of the mirror in the £61-a-night hotel room in Paddington, buttoned my polyester dinner jacket and…

One side of the hostel overlooked Waterloo station’s 22 platforms. Trains departed and arrived at the rate of two or…

One side of the hostel overlooked Waterloo station’s 22 platforms. Trains departed and arrived at the rate of two or…