Life

Long life

17 September 2015 1:00 pm

How do you address extraterrestrials in outer space? The main problem with this is that there may not be any…

Long life

17 September 2015 1:00 pm

How do you address extraterrestrials in outer space? The main problem with this is that there may not be any…

Low life

17 September 2015 1:00 pm

The staples of my daily alcohol consumption on the cruise were champagne, gin, red wine and Polish vodka. One morning…

Low life

17 September 2015 1:00 pm

The staples of my daily alcohol consumption on the cruise were champagne, gin, red wine and Polish vodka. One morning…

Twitter speak

17 September 2015 1:00 pm

‘Tweeting’s like text messaging, isn’t it?’ said my husband confidently, though not, as usual, from any knowledge of the matter.…

Real life

17 September 2015 1:00 pm

‘Are you afraid of falling over?’ asked the bored young radiologist, as he started filling out the forms. I had…

Clashes of the titans

17 September 2015 1:00 pm

A thumping physical confrontation testing mind, muscle and sinew to the ultimate degree, and from which there could only be…

My obsession with litter is bordering on mental illness

17 September 2015 1:00 pm

It’s no good. I’ve tried to resist it, but I’ve succumbed. I’m now a full-blown litter Nazi. Whenever I leave…

My obsession with litter is bordering on mental illness

17 September 2015 1:00 pm

It’s no good. I’ve tried to resist it, but I’ve succumbed. I’m now a full-blown litter Nazi. Whenever I leave…

Squeezed middle

17 September 2015 1:00 pm

It’s a tough old business, this racing. Hayley Turner is the best woman rider we’ve ever seen in this country.…

Squeezed middle

17 September 2015 1:00 pm

It’s a tough old business, this racing. Hayley Turner is the best woman rider we’ve ever seen in this country.…

Bridge

17 September 2015 1:00 pm

The cheating scandal rages on. The latest to be accused is the world’s number one-ranked pair, Fulvio Fantoni and Claudio…

Serena Williams is an all-time great – but is it wrong not to declare her the greatest?

12 September 2015 9:00 am

Serena Williams, according to some commentators the greatest woman who has ever graced this earth of ours, will complete the…

The only one who set a bad example on the high seas was Taki

12 September 2015 9:00 am

There is something repulsive about the sea, especially when seen from the altitude of the upper decks of a monstrous…

Exciting news: I haven’t done a pregnancy test yet but we may be expecting

12 September 2015 9:00 am

Exciting news. We might be expecting. I say might because I haven’t done a pregnancy test yet. I thought about…

Sidney Blumenthal: peddler of tired old clichés about British politics

12 September 2015 9:00 am

I remember Sidney Blumenthal from my time in Washington in the late 1980s when I was there as the first…

Bridge

12 September 2015 9:00 am

The bridge world continues to be electrified by the scandal that Janet wrote about last week. Lotan Fisher and Ron…

Checkmate me in St Louis

12 September 2015 9:00 am

The Sinquefield Cup in St Louis, one of the strongest tournaments of all time, has been convincingly won by the…

Puzzle no. 378

12 September 2015 9:00 am

Black to play. This position is a variation from So-Aronian, St Louis 2015. How can Black conclude the attack? Answers…

Bennboozled

12 September 2015 9:00 am

In Competition No. 2914 — which was inspired by a speech given by the late Sir Keith Joseph in which…

2228: Unfair

12 September 2015 9:00 am

One unclued light (ignore its umlaut) is the home of a team known by a name which is another unclued…

To 2225: Category

12 September 2015 9:00 am

1D, 3, 15D and 40 are fictional TIGERS (30) created by 20, 35, 4A and 12. Extra letters in clues…

Let the poor have designer babies on the NHS

12 September 2015 9:00 am

I’ve just written an essay for Quadrant, an Australian periodical, in which I propose a controversial solution to the problem…

Battle for Britain

12 September 2015 9:00 am

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Email needs eugenics

12 September 2015 9:00 am

You won’t read much about Sir Francis Galton nowadays because, while it’s inarguable that the man was a giant in…