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Taki: Come on then Saatchi, name a time and place. I'm serious, are you? 

25 January 2014 9:00 am

OK, folks. We’ve had enough of Hollande and his rather silly antics, although I do understand the man. Ever younger…

Riding back from Scotland with Ron Burgundy in the privy

25 January 2014 9:00 am

When the ticket collector asked to see my ticket, I took the opportunity to ask what time my connection left…

I truly loved you, BT Broadband. I should never have reached for Sky

25 January 2014 9:00 am

Don’t do it. Do not, whatever you do, even think about doing it. I was happy not doing it. And…

If America can't put a person to death painlessly, it should stop executions altogether

25 January 2014 9:00 am

I have never supported the death penalty. Maybe I was influenced when I was six or seven years old by…

When lawyers take to racehorses

25 January 2014 9:00 am

Can you be both restless and content? Standing last week with Graeme McPherson on the viewing platform over his sharply…

Bridge

25 January 2014 9:00 am

2014 has started with a bang! The second weekend of January saw TGR’s fifth Auction Pairs in which 71 pairs…

Nimzo style

25 January 2014 9:00 am

As promised, this week a victory by chess aficionado Dominic Lawson, former editor of The Spectator. Dominic’s distinguished opponent was…

No. 298

25 January 2014 9:00 am

Black to play. This is from Wojtszek-Jobava, Wijk aan Zee 2014. This week’s puzzle is a fine finish from the…

2146: 4 ÷ 4 = 8

25 January 2014 9:00 am

The unclued four-letter words can be paired in a particular way to form the remaining unclued lights (one of two…

to 2143: Revising geography

25 January 2014 9:00 am

The unclued lights are all geographical locations – paired as anagrams: 13/9, 23/28. 30/17, 34/6 and 42/33. (33 Down is…

Britain's upper class is now too snobbish to speak its name

25 January 2014 9:00 am

Last week, YouGov conducted a poll in which people were asked to judge how middle class the party leaders are.…

Battle for Britain

25 January 2014 9:00 am

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Five reasons to be cheerful about British sport (yes, even the cricket)

25 January 2014 9:00 am

James Cook’s third voyage as an English captain ended in disaster, stabbed to death and disembowelled by a pack of…

Dear Mary: How can I hide my tattoo from the in-laws?

25 January 2014 9:00 am

Q. I have a tattoo the length of my forearm and am worried it will alienate my new boyfriend’s parents…

The 1980s relics of Langan's Brasserie

25 January 2014 9:00 am

Langan’s Brasserie announces its presence with a long, pink neon line of Langanses, tootling prettily along its façade, which is…

Challenging 'challenging'

25 January 2014 9:00 am

‘Pistols at dawn,’ said my husband, flapping a pair of Marigold rubber gloves from the other side of the kitchen. ‘I don’t…

Dining with relics

23 January 2014 3:00 pm

Langan’s Brasserie announces its presence with a long, pink neon line of Langanses, tootling prettily along its façade, which is…

Winter warmers

23 January 2014 3:00 pm

James Cook’s third voyage as an English captain ended in disaster, stabbed to death and disembowelled by a pack of…

Man with a plan

23 January 2014 3:00 pm

Can you be both restless and content? Standing last week with Graeme McPherson on the viewing platform over his sharply…

Essence of…

23 January 2014 4:00 am

In Competition 2832 you were invited to compose what might be a quintessential opening paragraph from the pen of either…

When I played softball for Esquire, against Screw

18 January 2014 9:00 am

Al Goldstein, who died recently and made the front page of the New York Times, was among the world’s most…

The joy of showing my grandson how to wield an axe

18 January 2014 9:00 am

Until a fortnight ago there was a healthy, graceful, 70ft-specimen of Eucalyptus dalrympleana — or mountain gum — in the…

My iPhone, iPad and Blackberry are conspiring against me

18 January 2014 9:00 am

‘How often do you de-frag this?’ said the Good Geek in the phone shop. I had gone in finally to…

Forget the sex scandal. Why does Francois Hollande have only one pair of shoes? 

18 January 2014 9:00 am

Of all the interesting revelations by the French magazine Closer about François Hollande, the most interesting for me is its…

I don't love money, but I love the risks it makes me take

18 January 2014 9:00 am

On the flight into Kinshasa, I sat next to an elderly Englishman who was pallid with fear. He revealed that…