After the Fawlty Towers incident, I decided it was best to research the origin and extraction of all future B&B…

Against all odds, I almost got through an entire Brexit dinner with dignity, and without opening the valve in my…

After a year dealing with estate agents I can only say: a plague on all their houses, except the one…

‘If you ask me,’ said the builder boyfriend, watching me hobble down the street as we set off for an…

Out of the blue, I woke up one morning and my feet didn’t work. I opened my eyes, swung my…

‘This is the last straw. Never again,’ I thought, as I sat in the carpark of a Little Waitrose eating…

What is happening to estate agents? Or let me put it another way. If the professional classes thought they were…

‘Oh no, I can’t bear it,’ said the builder boyfriend when I told him I wanted to look at one…

‘How did I get here?’ I think dazedly. I am sitting in the Big Yellow Self Storage in Balham being…

Whenever I try to use the NHS I end up feeling like Bruce Willis’s character in The Sixth Sense. No…

The builder boyfriend colicked for a week after eating a falafel kebab as he and I sat up all night…

One look at Grace when I went to get her in from the field, and I knew she had eaten…

The colourful banners at the Eurotunnel terminal at Calais spell out the words Treat Shop Relax Refresh Eat. But it…