‘Here’s our list of things we must pledge never to do again.’

Labour

20 June 2015 9:00 am

‘Why couldn’t he hang himself out to dry?’

Newspaper

20 June 2015 9:00 am

Honours list

20 June 2015 9:00 am

‘Is it because I’m white pretending to be black?’

Pretending

20 June 2015 9:00 am

Blackpool

20 June 2015 9:00 am

‘I’m not sure — it’s either your mother or a cold-caller....’

Cold caller

13 June 2015 9:00 am

Police

13 June 2015 9:00 am

Elephant man

13 June 2015 9:00 am

‘It’s every young girl’s dream — to divorce a millionaire.’

Girls

13 June 2015 9:00 am

Printer

13 June 2015 9:00 am

‘So, what have you been up to on your phone?’

Restaurant

13 June 2015 9:00 am

Cave

13 June 2015 9:00 am

‘We’re beach body ready.’

Dog walkers

13 June 2015 9:00 am

Woad rage

Woad rage

13 June 2015 9:00 am

‘Do you have one that’s much more feminine?

Card shop

13 June 2015 9:00 am

‘Wow! I can’t believe we’re meeting the actual tooth fairy.’

Elephants

13 June 2015 9:00 am

Optician

13 June 2015 9:00 am

‘…and she leaves behind 30,000 Twitter followers.’

Funeral

6 June 2015 9:00 am

‘It’s one of those traditional villages where the locals are all from Hampstead.’

Hampstead

6 June 2015 9:00 am

Whips office

6 June 2015 9:00 am

Jenga

6 June 2015 9:00 am

Travel Agent

6 June 2015 9:00 am

‘It’s aimed at the aspirational poor.’

Poor

6 June 2015 9:00 am

Couple

6 June 2015 9:00 am

Paintwatch

6 June 2015 9:00 am