Selfie stick insect

Stick insect

23 May 2015 9:00 am

‘No, darling — it’s for filling with sand, not rattling at people for money.’

Bucket

23 May 2015 9:00 am

‘The pack would like to talk to you about your new friend, son.’

Son

23 May 2015 9:00 am

Trafficking

23 May 2015 9:00 am

‘Martin’s mindfulness classes have taught him to be aware of what’s going on in his body.’

Red wine

23 May 2015 9:00 am

Bird

16 May 2015 9:00 am

Wealth

16 May 2015 9:00 am

‘I’m afraid you made yourself deliberately unelectable.’

Jobcentre

16 May 2015 9:00 am

Room

16 May 2015 9:00 am

‘Crested, yes, and he’s definitely a newt. But great?’

Pond

16 May 2015 9:00 am

Mother

16 May 2015 9:00 am

‘It’s health and safety gone mad.’

Health and safety

16 May 2015 9:00 am

‘...not so impressive now we’ve got 3D printer technology.’

3D

16 May 2015 9:00 am

Murder

16 May 2015 9:00 am

‘What our company needs, Jenson, is more women — they’re so much cheaper.’

Cheaper

16 May 2015 9:00 am

‘To go?’

Mcdonalds

16 May 2015 9:00 am

‘He’s a shy pollster.’

Blanket

16 May 2015 9:00 am

Downing street

16 May 2015 9:00 am

Cricket ground

16 May 2015 9:00 am

Sea side

16 May 2015 9:00 am

‘I can’t decide — these pencils are all as stubby as each other.’

Stubby

9 May 2015 9:00 am

‘Oh God, it’s that luvvie again.’

Mickey

9 May 2015 9:00 am

‘Some politician, dog bit him while canvassing… make sure he waits at least five hours.’

A&E

9 May 2015 9:00 am

Caveman

9 May 2015 9:00 am

‘Tooth fairy?! I want a visit from the lip-filler fairy!’

Tooth

9 May 2015 9:00 am