Boris

20 September 2014 9:00 am

‘That’s how shoe repairers mark out their territory.’

Shoe repairer

20 September 2014 9:00 am

There are downsides to society’s new supportive attitude to transgender people

Trans

20 September 2014 9:00 am

‘Right, Form 4B, what’s all this “Ice Bucket Challenge” nonsense?’

Bucket

20 September 2014 9:00 am

Vote

20 September 2014 9:00 am

Toxic

20 September 2014 9:00 am

Writers’ block

Block

20 September 2014 9:00 am

‘These massage parlours seem to be popping up all over the place.’

Police

20 September 2014 9:00 am

‘I read that snakes like to live in hot environments.’

Hot

20 September 2014 9:00 am

I see you’ve gone for the distressed look.’

Distressed

20 September 2014 9:00 am

Wild

20 September 2014 9:00 am

‘I hope you’re not reading investment porn again.’

Investment

20 September 2014 9:00 am

‘In the end, we had to put the dog down. I caught him chewing my Manolo Blahniks.’

Chewing

20 September 2014 9:00 am

‘Sorry — thought you were a lost tribe.’

Tribe

20 September 2014 9:00 am

‘We made this exciting new find that pre-dates the monument itself!’

Stonehenge

20 September 2014 9:00 am

‘He’s from Doctors without Borders.’

Borders

13 September 2014 9:00 am

Balmoral

13 September 2014 9:00 am

‘It’ll create thousands of jobs for constitutional experts.’

Yes

13 September 2014 9:00 am

Gin

13 September 2014 9:00 am

‘Am I back in the Middle Ages or in the present day?’

Tardis

13 September 2014 9:00 am

‘I mean, for goodness sake! What is wrong with these people?’

Doc

13 September 2014 9:00 am

‘But I thought he was from YOUR previous marriage.’

Previous

13 September 2014 9:00 am

Boot

13 September 2014 9:00 am

‘Madame Trierweiler’s book? I’m afraid we’ve just sold out.’

Book

13 September 2014 9:00 am

Tunnel

13 September 2014 9:00 am