‘You do realise we’re the only ones in this household on private healthcare.’

Medicine

13 September 2014 9:00 am

‘Your Excellency, Monsieur Fabergé called by and wanted to know if you’re going to pay his overdue bill.’

Eggs

13 September 2014 9:00 am

‘He’s out. Try his avatar’

Avatar

13 September 2014 9:00 am

‘But — and it’s a very big but.’

But

13 September 2014 9:00 am

‘I’m sure your status as Monarch of the Glen won’t be affected.’

Monarch

13 September 2014 9:00 am

‘I reckon you’ve double-booked ’ere, mate.’

Booked

13 September 2014 9:00 am

Idiots

13 September 2014 9:00 am

Newton discovers charity

Newton

6 September 2014 9:00 am

Football

6 September 2014 9:00 am

‘I’ve seen better passwords.’

Nude

6 September 2014 9:00 am

Witness

6 September 2014 9:00 am

Beach

6 September 2014 9:00 am

Island

6 September 2014 9:00 am

Tarzan of the vapes

Tarzan

6 September 2014 9:00 am

‘Karl isn’t himself today.’

Karl

6 September 2014 9:00 am

‘Gentlemen, shall we join the lardies?’

Food

6 September 2014 9:00 am

‘You’ll have to excuse Meridith, he was raised by wolves.’

Wolves

6 September 2014 9:00 am

‘I’m stuffed.’

Bears

6 September 2014 9:00 am

Rennard

30 August 2014 9:00 am

‘I’ll watch Doctor Who, but when the news comes on I’m off behind the sofa.’

Who

30 August 2014 9:00 am

Immigrants

30 August 2014 9:00 am

‘I’ve called this meeting to shout at you all…’

Shout

30 August 2014 9:00 am

‘It’s the new Yamaha, old boy! The Minute Waltz… 53 point two dead!’

Yamaha

30 August 2014 9:00 am

Recording

30 August 2014 9:00 am

Ice

30 August 2014 9:00 am