‘That’s Pope Innocent X — he was framed.’

Pope

2 August 2014 9:00 am

Games

2 August 2014 9:00 am

Bankers

2 August 2014 9:00 am

‘We’re a very inclusive school — we even have an award for stupidest pupil.’

School

2 August 2014 9:00 am

Bishops

2 August 2014 9:00 am

Countryside

2 August 2014 9:00 am

Library

2 August 2014 9:00 am

‘Just leave, please. We don’t like your sort round here.’

Fan

2 August 2014 9:00 am

Slippers

2 August 2014 9:00 am

‘A true sportsman doesn’t fish using a bloody drone, sir.’

Drone

2 August 2014 9:00 am

‘I’ll see you on court.’

Tennis

2 August 2014 9:00 am

‘They spoke so loudly I could barely hear my phone ring.’

Theatre

2 August 2014 9:00 am

‘Sorry I’m late. I was stuck in a jam.’

Jam

2 August 2014 9:00 am

SAS

2 August 2014 9:00 am

‘It must be so painful being an England cricket supporter — why do they do it?’

Cricket

26 July 2014 9:00 am

‘He’ll grow into them, Mr Longlegs.’

Daddy

26 July 2014 9:00 am

‘I aged 12 years during that.’

Boyhood

26 July 2014 9:00 am

‘I’d advise against being Tories.’

Tories

26 July 2014 9:00 am

‘It’s Coca-Cola!’

Fountain

26 July 2014 9:00 am

Couple

26 July 2014 9:00 am

‘He could pass for 45 if it wasn’t for the double-entendres.’

Bar

26 July 2014 9:00 am

‘Bloody Old Etonians.’

Etonians

26 July 2014 9:00 am

Le Fast Food sur l’herbe

Picnic

26 July 2014 9:00 am

Plants

26 July 2014 9:00 am

‘The doctor advised Gerald that he needed more exercise so he’s run off with his secretary.’

Secretary

26 July 2014 9:00 am