‘It says if you do visit Earth, don’t land at the airports.’

Alien guide

15 August 2019 1:00 pm

Playground

15 August 2019 1:00 pm

Project fear

15 August 2019 1:00 pm

Local pusher ruining lives

Pusher

15 August 2019 1:00 pm

Sheep

8 August 2019 1:00 pm

‘I’m passing this on in strict no confidence.’

Plan

8 August 2019 1:00 pm

Nicked

8 August 2019 1:00 pm

Menopause

8 August 2019 1:00 pm

‘Hi — I’m on the slain.’

King

8 August 2019 1:00 pm

Crashed

8 August 2019 1:00 pm

Drink

8 August 2019 1:00 pm

Rewilding

8 August 2019 1:00 pm

‘He looks weird since they had him shorn.’

Shorn

1 August 2019 1:00 pm

‘Same here. Benefits Officer said if I’m fit enough to search for buried treasure then I’m fit enough to work.’

Fit

1 August 2019 1:00 pm

‘Come inside and play your video games.’

Play

1 August 2019 1:00 pm

Rees-Mogg

1 August 2019 1:00 pm

‘Arrest warrant for your thoughts?’

Arrest warrant

1 August 2019 1:00 pm

‘Have you considered politics?’

Careers

25 July 2019 1:00 pm

‘I wonder why all this renewed interest in going into space…?’

Escape

25 July 2019 1:00 pm

Ship

25 July 2019 1:00 pm

Last night

25 July 2019 1:00 pm

‘I’m renting out my place here on Airbnb.’

Heathrow

25 July 2019 1:00 pm

Self harm

25 July 2019 1:00 pm

‘How much does this have to cost to be ethical?’

Shopping

25 July 2019 1:00 pm

‘Pay Theresa May whatever she wants not to appear.’

Strictly

25 July 2019 1:00 pm