Wimbledon

21 June 2014 9:00 am

‘Bring me more money.’

Money

21 June 2014 9:00 am

School

21 June 2014 9:00 am

‘Here’s me still in the queue at the passport office…’

Snaps

21 June 2014 9:00 am

‘I always get it, the children love it.’

Gratification

21 June 2014 9:00 am

‘Clive doesn’t like to take any chances with his pin security these days.’

Pin

21 June 2014 9:00 am

‘Is this performance art or are you actually ironing?’

Ironing

21 June 2014 9:00 am

‘Very good, Admiral Nelson, sir. Now shall we try the good eye?’

Nelson

21 June 2014 9:00 am

‘Come!’

Anger

21 June 2014 9:00 am

‘It’s a drone strike.’

Drone

21 June 2014 9:00 am

‘They’re “W”, “M” and “D”.’

Blair

14 June 2014 9:00 am

‘Oh no! He’s been radicalised to go and in-fight with the Conservatives.’

Fight

14 June 2014 9:00 am

‘I’m a World Cup widow — my husband said England wouldn’t win, so I stabbed him.’

Cells

14 June 2014 9:00 am

‘Online home delivery? About those sponge fingers I ordered…’

Fingers

14 June 2014 9:00 am

‘I can’t wait to see what nickname they give our new building.’

Architects

14 June 2014 9:00 am

Tank

14 June 2014 9:00 am

‘This is where the most awful things happen.’

Close

14 June 2014 9:00 am

Fakir

14 June 2014 9:00 am

Cakes

14 June 2014 9:00 am

Plans

14 June 2014 9:00 am

Knock

14 June 2014 9:00 am

‘Hello, reception. Can you send up more mosquito repellent, please.’

Mosquito

14 June 2014 9:00 am

Signing

14 June 2014 9:00 am

‘Omigod! You’ve made me look so fat!’

Fat

14 June 2014 9:00 am

‘I was hoping to be able to introduce you to Colin, head of Covert Operations.’

Covert

14 June 2014 9:00 am